by the bruh moments January 22, 2020
Clay is someone that is a straight retard...says words wrong such as "big skeesh" laughs about it and then still looks like a dumbass...likes to kiss guys and spanks his monkey afterwards...plays card games with his little brother such as pokemon and yugioh'...had anal sex with a superman action figure once and like it.
Ian:Clay is so dumb, he stuck his finger up his butt
Matt:I know,he straight up spit on me while he got done suckin his on dick.
Seth:Wow matt..did he really..he was humping my chair at my house trying to get aroused.
Matt:I know,he straight up spit on me while he got done suckin his on dick.
Seth:Wow matt..did he really..he was humping my chair at my house trying to get aroused.
by Mr.Nikkason June 2, 2009
by Jeffery billy bob June 20, 2019
when he/she is fake or when I mean fake, I mean they aren't actually your friend, they use you, they talk behind your back and don't respect you. Do not be friends with clays!!!!
by Slanging Florida October 16, 2020
Dude 1: Man, what happened? I turned around and you were gone.
Dude 2: Son, I locked up. It was so hot, I got clayed.
Dude 2: Son, I locked up. It was so hot, I got clayed.
by DRC Training September 21, 2014
When five or more people poop in succession in the same toilet, filling it to the top.
Most commonly done in restaurants in Maryland with five participants. The act is done by first making a batting order of the shitters. Shitter #5 takes point outside of the stall keeping watch and preventing some other poor bastard from laying their ass on the cauldron of poo. Shitter #1 goes into the stall, makes his business, and then layer it over with toilet paper. He leaves and alerts shitter #2 who is standing on deck outside of the bathroom, that it is now his time to shine. Shitter #1 tells #3 to go on deck outside the bathroom and then the process will repeat itself with the other shitters until all of them have gone besides the one keeping watch. Lastly, shitter #5 or whomever is keeping watch goes, layers it, and attempts to flush. The result should produce a clayish substance that does not
move.
Most commonly done in restaurants in Maryland with five participants. The act is done by first making a batting order of the shitters. Shitter #5 takes point outside of the stall keeping watch and preventing some other poor bastard from laying their ass on the cauldron of poo. Shitter #1 goes into the stall, makes his business, and then layer it over with toilet paper. He leaves and alerts shitter #2 who is standing on deck outside of the bathroom, that it is now his time to shine. Shitter #1 tells #3 to go on deck outside the bathroom and then the process will repeat itself with the other shitters until all of them have gone besides the one keeping watch. Lastly, shitter #5 or whomever is keeping watch goes, layers it, and attempts to flush. The result should produce a clayish substance that does not
move.
by Coffin Cover May 12, 2014
A failure during an average to high pressured social situation involving the opposite gender (or professsional setting) that causes a complete loss of bodily control due to an instant regret and insecurity, i.e erectile dysfunction.
"Oh my God, last night this hot, rich, naked girl asked me to have sex but I just couldn't. I was nervous. I clayed."
by ClevelandSad January 7, 2017