cratered

The stage passed drunk. When you are so wasted you cant feel your face and you hook yourself up to a life support cause you cant be bothered to breathe.

Jeff: Im pissed, bout u?
Fred: Im fuckin cratered

by springyjeff February 24, 2006

Caspered

Ghosted. Leaving that chick from the bar on read because she wanted to go on a date before smashing.

Get fuckin caspered.

dude 1: yo are you still talking to that chick we met at the hole or did your square wheeled duster ass get ghosted?
dude 2: nah i caspered her ass
dude 1: lmao get fuckin caspered

by getcaspered February 3, 2019

clattered

Very drunk

I was absolutly clattered last night

by Nutzhk September 19, 2003

Caspered

When you roll over and your girl farts in your booty hole

Man, I rolled over last night to crash and homegirl straight caspered me in her sleep

by Mike the Mu July 1, 2018

clasterday

Portmanteau of "class" and "yesterday" meaning the previous meeting. "Clasterday" typically refers to an academic or classroom setting, but can be used for any regularly scheduled meeting.

The professor gave us homework clasterday.
I missed clasterday, do you have the notes?

by nielrenned February 15, 2017

Clostered bum hole

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole

You have a clostered bum hole

by Schubby monster December 22, 2019

chlostered

feeling of chlostrophobia

Get me out of here...I am chlostered!

by Jeff October 6, 2003