go forth and copulate

polite English usage for "fuck off".

In the presence of a teacher:
Schoolboy John: Go dip your head in a bucket of shit!
Tom: Why don't you go forth and copulate!

by Snooty Man August 22, 2011

Chapulation

Rigoh comes up to you while ur eating, then pulls down pants, get's on table and shit's all over your food XD

Random person: (eating) >munch munch<
Rigoh: pulls down pants, get's on table, and does chapulation on his food.
Random person: >walks away<

by MegaSaiyan17 May 16, 2009

copulate

To fornicate, an act usually followed by a steamy excrement of relief. Well, for me anyway.

I copulated with your aunties and then defecated on their bed in response to my pleasure.

by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004

Cupulated

When one ear shows more of a "C" shape than the other ear; thus making your ears asymmetrical.

"Hey Pat, your right ear is more cupulated than your left ear!"

by LbCs May 18, 2013

claculate

To spell calculate like a dumbass

Person 1: "hey man can I borrow your advanced mathematical computator? I need to claculate a differential equation"
Person 2: "it's calculate dumbass"

by IIvanillariceII September 7, 2019

Premature Clapulation

the awkward clap executed by an individual who assumes a performer has finished playing their piece when, in fact, the performer has not finished playing their piece.

"Who was that bitch today in church who ruined the choir's performance of Amazing Grace with premature clapulation?"

by OriginalSpaceBox September 23, 2012

camulate

Stimulate (masturbate) on webcam site

I will camulate all day.

by qpa January 6, 2014