Happy Clapmas

Telling people you've slept with that you have an STD.

Harold: "I've been tested and I have Chlamydia. I'm just letting everyone know as I don't know how long I've had it."
Poland: "Are you serious!?"
Harold: "Happy Clapmas"
Poland: "Wow Harold, you're being a jerk."

by Madeleine MC December 14, 2009

Transactional Clappage

Having sex with someone just so you both can have sex and avoid masturbating.

Me: “I’m gonna go have some transactional clappage with that beater”

Friend: “Why?”

Me: “So I don’t jerk off and she doesn’t flick the bean. Gotta get that nut with no feelings inbetween”

by Señor Grub October 5, 2022

lackage of check clappage

Its very sprinklable you can use it for a lot of things like cod

"Hey man that guys got locc" "whats locc" lackage of check clappage

by Chrismatthews2021 March 2, 2021

Big Booty Clappa

A man who gets a lot of women

WOW he is a big booty clappa

by anonymous March 31, 2022

Chevy Clit Clappa

Chevy Clit Clappa is a newer version of punch bugs and allows you to slap one’s clit - Chloe S. creation

Chevy clit clappa no clap back

by Downsouthmade777 September 13, 2025