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Clapasaurus

1. A dinosaur that contracted gonorrhea, and got exiled from the village. Where is this village, who knows?
2.A person with gonorrhea who has a voice that is almost like a pterodactyl screech.
Some person who's an expert on dinos: you can see that this poor, reckless dinosaur was exiled from it's village due to it contracting the clap. Thus making it a clapasaurus.
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A person who is an expert on the raspy whisper of gonorrhea outlaws: so as you can see, due to this person's voice, they are a clapasaurus.
by Satan's Anal Beads June 3, 2015
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crapasaurus

The largest shit you've ever seen/taken/heard of.

Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.
Hank: Hi, is this the plumber?

Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?

Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !

Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.
by what is eaten must be shat. August 14, 2012
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Clitasaurus Rex

A dinosaur that hides in bushes, and is really hard to find.
"For years and years I searched for it. Now I have finally found the Clitasaurus Rex."
by dgbrown May 6, 2009
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Clitasaurus

Guy 1: "did you see the size of that famous lady's clit? It looked like a penis."

Guy 2: "yeah, that thing was a clitasaurus."
by shizzleshizzle April 29, 2008
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clitasaurus rex

A clit the size of a prehistoric creature which was proven to the roam the earth in search for sexual favours. Also known as Brooke Page.
Wow, mom just because dad is on a business trip doesn't mean you can be a clitasaurus rex
by Tsunami May 26, 2003
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clitasaurus

guy 1- did u watch that porn i sent u ?
guy 2- yeh, but did you see the clitasaurus on the Asian chick?
by JordanSummer December 24, 2008
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Capasaurus

A prehistoric capper that caps about everything.
Guy 1 : Hey man have you seen Seacock Chicken because I just ate one yesterday

Guy 2: Bro what you're being a Capasaurus because that doesn't make sense.
by KithLive July 6, 2020
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