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Clapasaurus 

1. A dinosaur that contracted gonorrhea, and got exiled from the village. Where is this village, who knows?
2.A person with gonorrhea who has a voice that is almost like a pterodactyl screech.
Some person who's an expert on dinos: you can see that this poor, reckless dinosaur was exiled from it's village due to it contracting the clap. Thus making it a clapasaurus.
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A person who is an expert on the raspy whisper of gonorrhea outlaws: so as you can see, due to this person's voice, they are a clapasaurus.
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crapasaurus 

The largest shit you've ever seen/taken/heard of.

Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.
Hank: Hi, is this the plumber?

Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?

Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !

Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.

Clitasaurus Rex 

A dinosaur that hides in bushes, and is really hard to find.
"For years and years I searched for it. Now I have finally found the Clitasaurus Rex."
Clitasaurus Rex by dgbrown May 6, 2009

Clitasaurus 

Guy 1: "did you see the size of that famous lady's clit? It looked like a penis."

Guy 2: "yeah, that thing was a clitasaurus."
Clitasaurus by shizzleshizzle April 29, 2008

clitasaurus rex 

A clit the size of a prehistoric creature which was proven to the roam the earth in search for sexual favours. Also known as Brooke Page.
Wow, mom just because dad is on a business trip doesn't mean you can be a clitasaurus rex
clitasaurus rex by Tsunami May 26, 2003

clitasaurus 

guy 1- did u watch that porn i sent u ?
guy 2- yeh, but did you see the clitasaurus on the Asian chick?
clitasaurus by JordanSummer December 24, 2008

Capasaurus 

A prehistoric capper that caps about everything.
Guy 1 : Hey man have you seen Seacock Chicken because I just ate one yesterday

Guy 2: Bro what you're being a Capasaurus because that doesn't make sense.
Capasaurus by KithLive July 6, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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