Clam Bake

The female version of a circle jerk, i.e. A group of women masturbating together

Those girls are getting together for a clam bake!

by The love dickter October 10, 2021

Clam Bake

When someone with a vagina uses a bong as a dildo.

I like a good ol’ Boston Steamer.

I don’t, but I enjoy a clam bake.

by uglyhot November 29, 2022

Clam Bake

A setting in the Sauna where only ladies are inside

I went to the spa to sweat, but it was a regular clam bake inside....

by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023

Clam-bake

When a woman smokes marijuana through her vagina. clam (as in vagina) and bake (as in getting baked)

I paid two chickens and a lifetime of regret to see a girl have a clam-bake in India

by Kerburki July 4, 2009

Clam-Bake

Performing oral sex on a woman while smoking a joint.

My favorite position lately has been the clam-bake.

by 12 inch cord February 4, 2021

clam bake handshake

Handjob from a Co-ed on the beach.

We were at the beach with a group on spring break, I tried to fuck her but all she would do is give me a clam bake handshake.

by Zetland Zoo April 14, 2018

Carolina Clam Bake

After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.

"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.

by *samIam* February 28, 2013