by semobic February 16, 2008
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This kinky act involves a male taking a shit and saving the longest piece. This piece is then wrapped in saran wrap and placed in the freezer until needed. When the time arrives, the male retrieves the churt and proceeds to screw his partner with the frozen shit.
Note: It is perfectly acceptable to use someone else's churt with your girl
Note: It is perfectly acceptable to use someone else's churt with your girl
by Ri Queef July 28, 2008
Get the Churting mug.Verb- The act of sexually gratifying one's self by stimulating the sexual organs; often found to be more gratifying after drinking a "smashed" peppermint mocha or meeting a respected band
After being asked what turns her on, Susy responded, "RDJ! Robert Downey Jr. has me "churning the butter" all day, every day!! RDJ's my baby!!"
by RedRiott November 24, 2010
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some unpleasant foreign materials are planning on visiting, moving rapidly; with EXTREME VIGOR!! -i.e: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, the 'SHITS', etc.
some unpleasant foreign materials are planning on visiting, moving rapidly; with EXTREME VIGOR!! -i.e: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, the 'SHITS', etc.
by michael foolsley June 4, 2011
Get the my guts are churning! mug.The act of being dull, boring, kind of grey, and specifically draining to the person that is having to listen to you.
Acting or speaking in a way that saps the energy of the other person involved in the conversation, and makes them seriously lose the will to live.
Acting or speaking in a way that saps the energy of the other person involved in the conversation, and makes them seriously lose the will to live.
Example conversation:
A: Hi, how's it going?
Churter (said in slightly depressed voice): Oh, not so well. You know, I'm not really all that happy today.
A: Oh really? Never mind.
Churter (in same monotone): Yeah, I feel a bit fed up, and I'm tired, as usual. Life's boring, and sometimes I just don't know why I bother...
etc etc etc...
Also:
churter - a churting person / a person with a churting personality / person with a dull and depressing personality.
churtful - feeling rather churting / in a churting mood / feeling dull and depressed
churted - to have been churting to someone e.g. That guy really churted earlier = that guy really bored the life out of me, and my good mood has gone.
to be churted - She totally churts me = speaking to her makes me want to shoot myself.
a churtflirt - a deathly dull person trying to attract someone. e.g. by telling them about the death of their hamster, and how they were bullied at school for being in the computer club.
A: Hi, how's it going?
Churter (said in slightly depressed voice): Oh, not so well. You know, I'm not really all that happy today.
A: Oh really? Never mind.
Churter (in same monotone): Yeah, I feel a bit fed up, and I'm tired, as usual. Life's boring, and sometimes I just don't know why I bother...
etc etc etc...
Also:
churter - a churting person / a person with a churting personality / person with a dull and depressing personality.
churtful - feeling rather churting / in a churting mood / feeling dull and depressed
churted - to have been churting to someone e.g. That guy really churted earlier = that guy really bored the life out of me, and my good mood has gone.
to be churted - She totally churts me = speaking to her makes me want to shoot myself.
a churtflirt - a deathly dull person trying to attract someone. e.g. by telling them about the death of their hamster, and how they were bullied at school for being in the computer club.
by Nicky and Dave Hadley July 8, 2007
Get the churting mug.Masturbation, man-style, with two hands. Must use an up and down, side to side flowing motion. Just like a grandma churning butter in a barrel in the late 1800's.
by BigStevieStyle January 5, 2006
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