Skip to main content

Chrysler turban car

Da fancy-schmancy set of wheels dat Achmed drives now dat his "Achmedmobile" got blown to smithereens by da inebriated Bubba J's "touching da red button".
Achmed may indeed have viewed da Chrysler turban car as being a decidedly-major "step down" in da "badassthetics" department compared to his previous "flaming-skull hotrod" ride, but its appearance is way cooler and more "palatable" overall.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
mugGet the Chrysler turban car mug.

Chrysler Rock

Where da Pilamiables landed in da New Wold.
Da Native Americans disliked da Pilgrims 'cuz they didn't smile enough after landing at Plymouth Rock, and da Pilmerries were too casual and giggly to form a proper colony after landing at Dodge Rock, but da Pilamiables had just da right mix of "business and pleasure" in their personalities --- they landed at Chrysler Rock, established a great settlement, and got along just dandy wih everyone.
by QuacksO August 2, 2023
mugGet the Chrysler Rock mug.

Chrysler Lover

Chrysler Lover means partaking in raping minors and anal sex with your neighbor
Hey Kade Let’s have A Chrysler Lover party
by Smith_43 January 29, 2024
mugGet the Chrysler Lover mug.

Chrysler 300

Idiots called it the “poor man’s Rolls Royce” but I called it the “above average Toyota Camry”. It has a V8 (No Camrys have V8’s). It’s Luxurious, not a Camry, Not all poor people own 300s, and similar to a Camrys V6, the HEMI is a RELIABLE but not-fuel efficient engine
Stop dissing the Chrysler 300, it is an icon to the auto industry. And also you annoying buttholes, it is not a “pOoR mAnS rOlLs rOYcE” do you see poor people own a 300 SRT-8 SHEEESH. Go diss on the stupid first gen Lexus Is (IS300) that car is shit, slow and bland, so bland that granny’s drive them, and HEMI is a million time better than that stupid-ass 2JZ 💩
by EMD F59PHI July 15, 2024
mugGet the Chrysler 300 mug.

chrysler turbine car

really cool jet powered car made by chrysler back in the 60s, could run on anything, from perfume to alcohol to soybean oil, unfortunately they were forced to destroy them due to government pressure and cost of keeping them around basically.
there are just nine chrysler turbine cars left in the world.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 13, 2025
mugGet the chrysler turbine car mug.

chrysler ghia streamline x

A one of a kind concept turbine powered car from ‘55, rarer than the other chrysler turbine car as there’s just one example in the world, is worth $2 million and rightfully so.
the chrysler ghia streamline x sports the classic retro futuristic design but damn does it look good!
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 14, 2025
mugGet the chrysler ghia streamline x mug.

Jesus Chrysler!

A humorous exclamation, punfully used to avoid damnation and the like. Auto mechanics tend to use it in situations of frustration. See Geez Louise.
"This Laser has been taken on a joy ride. It's fucked forever.
Jesus Chrysler!
by Nick Estes July 6, 2006
mugGet the Jesus Chrysler! mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email