Get the Christa mug.An infidelish creature known as Christabel. She will be short and very distracting, as well as hard to ignore. Insistent, you may find it hard to shake the Christabel-Infidel once she has decided you are friends. She will be very similar to a chav.
Jennifer: Oh my God, there was a Christabel-Infidel following me around the other day.
Mollie: Maybe you should shoot yourself before it's too late.
Mollie: Maybe you should shoot yourself before it's too late.
by Infidel Number TWO. December 17, 2008
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When one is sitting in a room or a car or any other confined space while others are smoking weed, however, said person does not actually take a “hit” off the pipe. As a result of being around so much smoke in a confined area one gets high (see tron, chron’d, chron, or trinitron) just from being in contact with said cloud of smoke.
(Interview with Federal Agents for a job as an IRS auditor)
IRS Agent: Your resume looks very impressive, however, do you smoke Marijuana?
Applicant: No, but one time I was in the basement at my hommie's house and everyone was getting trinitron to the max, there was so much weed beng smoked that I got a chrontact-high fo' sho'!
IRS Agent(slaps applicant on the back): Yeah, I know how that goes!
IRS Agent: Your resume looks very impressive, however, do you smoke Marijuana?
Applicant: No, but one time I was in the basement at my hommie's house and everyone was getting trinitron to the max, there was so much weed beng smoked that I got a chrontact-high fo' sho'!
IRS Agent(slaps applicant on the back): Yeah, I know how that goes!
by C-Murrrrrrrda December 31, 2008
Get the chrontact-high mug.Cute sweet girl, always nice. Hard to get a hold of. Extremely shy. Very pretty, also goofy. Hard to become friends with, only wants a few.
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Get the Christance mug.A shitty ass school located in suburban Boynton Beach, Florida. Some call it "Christa" or "CMMS" for short. The school's mascot is the lame ass "Challengers", and most of the students are just waiting for the school to blow up like the real space shuttle. People from other schools call people who go to CMMS, Christa McCrackers.
Christa McAuliffe is filled shitty teachers, and even shittier students. A good majority of the school smokes weed, ditches class, and are a disgrace to society.
In the Christa McAuliffe hallways, (like any other middle school) you'll find the Bitchy Whores, Chongas, Black Kids, Stoners/Burnouts, and the Nerds. The bitchy whores main pride in life, is being "hot" and losing their virginity at the age on 12. The Chonga's are your standard gross, greasy mexicans that smell like cheap perfume, and guacamole. The black kids act like hard asses. Truth is, they live in $400,000 houses, and buy Nike's with their parent's money. The Stoners wake and bake behind the Publix every single day... And nobody gives a rat's ass about the nerds, they're just there.
Most people hate this school with a mother fucking passion.....but in their heart, deep deep deep down inside I bet they secretly like it. Whether you like the school or not, memories are made at Christa McAuliffe Middle School. The school is a fucking dump, but it's a place you'll never forget.
Christa McAuliffe is filled shitty teachers, and even shittier students. A good majority of the school smokes weed, ditches class, and are a disgrace to society.
In the Christa McAuliffe hallways, (like any other middle school) you'll find the Bitchy Whores, Chongas, Black Kids, Stoners/Burnouts, and the Nerds. The bitchy whores main pride in life, is being "hot" and losing their virginity at the age on 12. The Chonga's are your standard gross, greasy mexicans that smell like cheap perfume, and guacamole. The black kids act like hard asses. Truth is, they live in $400,000 houses, and buy Nike's with their parent's money. The Stoners wake and bake behind the Publix every single day... And nobody gives a rat's ass about the nerds, they're just there.
Most people hate this school with a mother fucking passion.....but in their heart, deep deep deep down inside I bet they secretly like it. Whether you like the school or not, memories are made at Christa McAuliffe Middle School. The school is a fucking dump, but it's a place you'll never forget.
Kid Uno- Oh hey, you go to Christa McAuliffe Middle School right?
Kid Two- Un-fucking-fortunately, yes.
Kid Uno- Sucks for you bro.
Kid Two- Un-fucking-fortunately, yes.
Kid Uno- Sucks for you bro.
by myschoolsucks April 28, 2011
Get the Christa McAuliffe Middle School mug.A fudamentalist Christian, devout to the point of mental retardation. A non-thinking person of Christian faith.
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by D March 29, 2004
Get the Christard mug.Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.
Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.
Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.
Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.
by JackD March 20, 2005
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