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Chop

A synonym (A word having the same or nearly the same meaning as another word or other words in a language, you uncultured swines!) for masturbate, wank.
Today, instead of going to school, I think I\'ll have a chop!
by Al West April 26, 2005
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Chop

To chopbasically means you’re smoking weed
Stoner 1: “Surely come for a hell mad chop.”
Stoner 2: “Fucking oath
by alaskaseas March 5, 2018
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Chop

One of the sexiest guys you will ever have the pleasure of laying your eyes on.

We all know a chop in our lives. ;)
That man is sexy!

Nah he's my chop.
by Peanut Man 3 February 4, 2020
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Chop

Term of endearment similar to "dude", "homey", "pal".
What's goin' on, chop?
by EBrizzFaShizz September 5, 2019
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Chop

A "chop" or "club chop" is a karate chop motion performed to the neck whenever somebody says something false or ridiculously stupid. Chops are not to be dealt on jokes or any opinion based matter. If somebody falsely chops another person, the victim of the false chop receives 10 chops for being falsely chopped. A chop can only be performed on a question if the question is so unbelievably stupid that they must pay for their stupidity. If somebody calls for a chop and the defendant disagrees with a reasonable argue meant, they chop may be decided weather it is granted or not by a 2/3 vote (all voters in the party must be unbiased and make a fair decision based on the rules of the chop, no exceptions)
Zack: Did you know that George bush brought the horses to America in the 1800's?
Mark: Chop, are you stupid? *executes chop*
by mark_shark June 6, 2016
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Chop

You chop, what the fuck did you do that for?
by yoshimitsu September 22, 2003
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Chop

(Vietnamese) The card game tien-len, when you get 3 consecutive pairs it is consider as a chop or a cut. One of the highest combos in the game.
"I think he has a chop, don't play your 2"
by Michael Ly - vi3t April 13, 2004
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