Chocolate waterboard

When you shart into someone's mouth while plugging their nose.

Her boyfriend wanted her to give him a chocolate waterboard for his birthday.

by pdxgrl February 12, 2010

Chocolate Marshmallows

The act of inserting clean marshmallows into a woman's rectum. After letting them sit for an extended period of time the inserter then removes the chocolate covered marshmallows with his tongue and eats them. Transporting the marshmallows into the insertee's mouth is optional.

Guy: "Hey I want some chocolate marshmallows"
Girl: "Alright let me undress!"

by Arthur Shagnasty January 16, 2011

Chocolate Covered Polish Sausage

While having anal sex, the girl has diarrhea all over the shaft and head of the penis. Immediately following, the girl cleans off the flecks and juices of the diarrhea with a blow job.

Girl: Sorry I'm not really in the mood for sex tonight...
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?

by PolishGuy291 April 9, 2010

chocoladdicted

Always chocolate eating disorder.

I eat chocolate in the morning, afternoon, evening and in between. I know i am chocoladdicted.

by grmpfl April 10, 2010

chocochink

A species located in Malaysia.

"Did you see chocochink I've been eager to buy some choco

by Yafie May 20, 2017

hot chocolate nutcracker

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.

Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018

Oddkast Chocolate

Human fecal matter inside a cooler.

Person 1: "Ew! You keep Oddkast Chocolate in your cooler?"
Person 2: "I can't really go anywhere else"

by anonymous August 11, 2022