Cooned

After sex the male punches the female (or other male in a homosexual relation) in both eyes then throws them out with the garbage.

Two black eyes and with the trash like a raccoon.

I cooned the girl I took home from the bar last night.

by youcantseeme November 14, 2012

chowned

Child Owned. To get tapped by a woman and have a child as a result

Dude! you have a kid! and you're 20!!! dude! Chowned!

by Twitch Jones February 28, 2008

chowned

To be used in accusation of a embarrising or degrading moment.
can also be used to express admaration or pride. a very versatile expression

CHOWNED! *as waiter drops dinner over someones face*
OR
*gets text from sexy lady* 'dude chowned'

by Henry May 13, 2005

Cooned

To take a persons backpack and dumb everything out of it. When you finish dumping the persons books, you flip the bag inside out, and place the books back into the backpack. After you place the books back in the bag, you zip the backpack back up. The bag is suppose to look kind of like a cocoon.

Student 1: OMG! Wtf just happened to my bag?

Student 2: What are you talking about?

Student 1: My bag is inside out...

Student 2: Dude, you just got cooned!

by FOBluver2000 November 24, 2009

chowned

Chowned is a variation of owned or pwned which means "getting killed and humiliated". It is named after Cho Seung-Hui, a mass murderer

"You has been CHOWNED"

by Almighty Watashi January 3, 2008

chowned

Chowned is like Owned, but with a Ch on the begining, in case you are speaking every word starting with a Ch

"chou chot chotally chowned"

by lukeh March 20, 2005

choofed

delighted pleased happy with ones self

I was choofed to get the job

by Tayah April 28, 2008