Chokes

To make an attempt to steal something.

Another word for Aah Ha!!!

I Choked Mr. Martin Cell Phone today.

Mr. Martin: "I lost my cell phone"
Me: "Chokes" LOL

by Antwon A.K.A. Twon December 2, 2003

Cholestrolling

Purposefully blocking a walkway so people can't get past, much like cholesterol in an artery.

Person 1: "We should move, we're in people's way..."
Person 2: "Bitch please, I'm cholestrolling!"

Person 1: "OMG, MOVE!"
Person 2: "Hahaha... cholestrololol"
Person 1: "STFU D:<"

by Abeewithanitch November 1, 2011

Chokes McGee

Someone who buckles under pressure, often.

Altidore and Sasic should be renamed Mr. and Mrs. Chokes McGee.

by AmericanOxygen August 4, 2015

Limps around & chokes things aside

a way to walk with attitude and with a staggered gait. the way an employer of prostitutes walks around collecting money from his employees, while grabbing at his genitalia and shifting it to one side or the other of his lowered jeans. this happens most when the belt, worn low around the gluteus maximus, interferes with the employer's junk.

"A pimp during business time limps around & chokes things aside while talking bananas." -tomek aka double u thomas

by Erinn Hale January 26, 2006

chodestool

A genital wart that spreads so far south, it ends up on your ABC

Mary didn't even consider I had an STD until her tongue hit my chodestool.

by justdrop December 23, 2008

Chodestar

When you have a Chode and you cum in a girl's eye.

Yesterday I gave my bottom bitch a chodestar.

by Chodestar June 13, 2016

Cholesteron

"Cholesteron" -noun.
Angry, fat-based entity.
Easily KO'd. Travels in swarms.

Defeat the Cholesterons for EXP, by Globin!

by ToonNic17 November 1, 2017