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chococoins

Coin shaped chocolates wrapped in foil to look like real coins.
she was excited to find gold coins in her Easter eggs and even more excited to find out they were actually chococoins
by PapaShagMcNasty April 5, 2015
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Chocoalcoholic

A person who is suffering from alcoholism and chocolate addiction who solely satisfy their addictions through miniature chocolate bottles of liquor.
OMG I'm totally breaking out from all the chocolate surrounding my liquor, but #worthit when you're a chocoalcoholic.
by Mr.SmartyPantsIncorporated December 29, 2016
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Chocolatosis

A transient and generally limited condition which includes symptoms such as nausea and general malaise ocuuring as a consequence of consuming too much deep, rich chocolate product in a short period of time. Treatment is supportive and includes cessasation of consuming said chocolate product, along with drinking a cold glass of milk, and rest.
She gobbled up the German Chocolate cake with delight but soon began to experience Chocolatosis.
by ProlificFox22 May 10, 2022
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Chocolato

When someone is receiving a blow job with melted chocolate covering your dick, making it tastier for the other person.
The same can be for a female reproductive organ.
"Do u want to recieve a chocolato "
"We are out of chocolate, but you can do it without the chocolate "
by Deus verborum January 21, 2023
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Chococock

A strap on dildo made out of edible chocolate
Man, Bubba made tuddle suck a chococock today on the BTLS radio show.
by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019
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choco taco

When a man proceeds to shit in a woman's pussy, rubbing it in, then it is licked out by the man or another woman.
Omg nef, i saw that dude giving her a choco taco in KFC
by APdaBoss February 4, 2008
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Chocolato de Portugal

1. The faeces of a portuguese man or woman with added sweetener. Normally thrown at Spanish or German tourists infiltrating central Lisbon, the heart of Portuguese Chocolate.
2. When two males are engaged in a sexual activity usually between father and son, resulting in the spreading of portuguese chocolate (not in the sense of toast).
3. Portuguese Chocolate is the resultant eating disorder that the son will receive after engaging in such an activity which results in him growing at an enormous and disgusting rate. By the time a 'choclatierra' reaches the age of 25 he is a large mass of skin and fat with all limbs minus the head consumed by his ever growing body or Mega-Rosario as doctors have described.
4. Mega-Rosario's have a distinct talent for mediterranean languages

The translation means Portuguese Chocolate
"Oh ya, I heard they sell Portuguese chocolate at Chiquitos"

"My dad gave me portuguese chocolate"

"I threw the Chocolato de Portugal at the spanish guy"

"Yeah, I gave my son portuguese chocolate and look at him now, I'm gonna enter him into competitions he's so f**king huge, 1.25 tonnes can you believe it"

"Chiquitos"

"I can't believe you left me in this class with all these C and D grade students, I'm so glad I have my Portuguese Chocolate though it makes me better than the rest, somehow, I feel, others may disagree, but I think being a blob is attractive and nice"

"when my sons born I can't wait to give him some Portuguese chocolate"
by Marcel Van Crumpton September 28, 2006
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