Insert Child's Name Here

What an organization puts in the place of a child's name when printing massive amounts of documents for a body of children. Often reflects the worthlessness of a seemingly honorable award.

1. Congratulations! Insert Child's Name Here has been nominated to be included in the "Best Children Ever" book! Please make a check out for $400 to see your child with other distinguished youths!

2. Congratulations, Insert Child's Name Here! You have received the Good Effort Award, which is signed by George Bush!!!!!!!(or a copy of his signature)

by DW June 11, 2004

child's park

A park located in Peteburg Florida for black folks to throw bricks at police cars. Attaining a swimming pool, basketball courts and a large feild. Ain't no place like it.

Did you hear about the Child's Park Pimps that got thrown in the river?

by D-Lord July 8, 2005

child's play

Exceedingly easy and not fit for your personal level of skill. An activity that could be done by a child with the brain capacity of a squirrel.

When the teacher asked Bartholomew, who had previously been sleeping, to answer the math question, Bartholomew responded "child's play" and proceeded to ace the shit out of the question.

by Master of the Schlong November 19, 2011

Chili Scat Cat

After eating a big bowl of spicy chili, one shats in a female's vagina. This leaves her with a burning pleasant sensation.

Jess: Tom pulled a chili scat cat last night.
Kelly: OMFG. . .lucky!
Jess: I know right.

by slutswanted August 29, 2016

Chili Shotgun

The act of one massive blast of shit out of your ass which then smacks the back of the toilet like a big ole bowl of chili was shot out of a shotgun

Lincoln just got done eating Taco Bell and now because of this he proceeded to the bathroom where he then chili shotgunned the back of the toilet and sent me a Snapchat video of it

by MADsMINDFREAK January 16, 2020

Rotten Chili Sperm

Perfect Insult for disgusting men.

Person 1: "That George deserved going to jail, he was always just rotten chili sperm."
Person 2: "Good Riddance"

by Nenemouse. May 25, 2021

Chili Sauce

An overwhelming amount of ear wax to were you can see it outside the ear

Bruh, Abe has some mad chili sauce on his cheek.

by RehearsePulse April 9, 2017