chewy shorts

The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and stops shaving her legs above the knees.

We only dated for a few weeks when she started growin' chewy shorts.

by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009

chewed oatmeal

The consistency of shit where it neither has the texture of a solid nor liquid. Rather a chunky brew of odorous fecal matter resembling chewed oatmeal, hence the name. Often times the result of eating raw eggs..

I walked into the bathroom stall, and the toilet was filled with chewed oatmeal!

by Dark Kind November 4, 2006

chew chewy

V. a person who talks too much or is always up in your face

"Yo don't tell that girl none of your business..she mad chew chewy."

"That nigga all chew chewy over there in the red fitted"

by tita b December 9, 2008

Lynne Cheney

Previous author of juicy soft porn LESBIAN novel set in the pioneering old west titled, Sisters. Current wife of Dick and second lady only to Pickles ( see laura bush). Also chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts (have you applied for your grant yet?). In 2000 during an interview, Cokie Roberts asked about her openly gay daughter. She adamantly refused to answer the question and admonished Roberts for even bringing up the subject.

Lynne Cheney wanted to tell the publisher to “go fuck yourself” when she learned they were going to reprint her 80s novel about lesbians of the old west. She held her tongue since that was her husband's favorite line. Instead she said, "How dare you mention the word lesbian to me. You cock sucking shit stain.”

by T Wade November 5, 2005

Dick Cheney

The man calling the shots underground while he is kept alive by 10 million dollars worth of machines (paid for by the taxpayers) for the sole purpose of screwing over the world.

Dick Cheney is an evil genius who only looks out for Dick Cheney.

by Dems_Rule February 25, 2004

Dick Cheney

1. to shoot in the face by accident

2. to shoot in the face.

And in the last scene of Scorcese's Oscar-winning The Departed, Mark Wahlberg Dick Cheneys Matt Damon.

by LinusUrgo June 20, 2008

Dick Cheney

Someone who "accidentally" caps your ass while on a hunting trip and then responds to the incident with "Sorry, I thought you were a quail or a deer."

Steve: "Yo Ray Ray, did you here that terrence got shot by his own Latrell during the hit on St. Clair Avenue?"

Ray Ray: "Shit man, that's why Latrell shouldn't be involved in drive-by shootings. He is such a Dick Cheney."

by Big Snigglet December 9, 2008