Hormonal Chernobyl

When PMS reaches a critical fission point resulting in a total emotional meltdown of the PMSer and a poisoning of their surroundings so bad that any cohabitators must immediately flee the scene.

Chris: Hey Tom, could you let me in to the office? I left my keycard home.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.

by Lex Sleuthor December 6, 2009

Chernobyl Baby

Michael Paganis. Royally fucked up in every possibly way mesured by the tools of man and Born in Russia. A teenage mutant ninja turtle gone wrong.

"Paganis; you fucking Chernobyl Baby!"

by RaptorJesus463244747 June 30, 2009

Chernobyl Toe

A condition affecting 1 in 10 that can be directly aportioned to the Chernobyl disaster of the 1980's. The condition affects all sufferers differently but the most common affliction is a bulbous, horrid looking, small toe that can make even the strongest individual recoil in horror.

Oh my god that is one disgusting Chernobyl Toe

by Nostradamus The Wise June 16, 2007

chernobyl butt

A person whose ass emissions are so toxic as to be deemed radioactive.

Man, that stinks, you've got a really bad case of chernobyl butt.

by Kasei February 7, 2004

chernobyl child

A massive orgasmic rave dance, that requires extreme head thrusting skills.

Did you see Austin, he was totally doing the chernobyl child to kyle.

by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011

Chernobyl explosion

When a group of hairy men rub each other vigorously until explosion in a paper cup

Oh my god did you see that Chernobyl explosion in the alley behind the crack den.

by hello lady May 17, 2015

Chernobyl Reactor

A mixture of Cocaine, MDMA, Meth and pop rocks/

Kyle: Yo man, wanna go get fucked up?
Marco: I don't know man, only if it's a Chernobyl Reactor.
Kyle: Oh fuck yea!

by MaskedOliveMan October 17, 2019