cheetah spot

To cheetah spot is to cover the inside of a toilet bowl with shit. This is achieved by explosive shits that blast outward in a shape resembling a hemisphere, known as a cheetahsphere.

Matt: "oh man I just took the best raging beverly!"
Brian: "nasty dude, you cheetah spotted the entire bowl!"

by thejammonster August 6, 2008

Cheetah Sneak

To punch someone ten or twelve times in as many seconds, before they even know they've been punched once.

"Yo, if that bastard looks at me funny, I'm gonna Cheetah Sneaks his ass!"

by The Cheetah Dude June 17, 2005

cheetah blood

Apply this substance on any moving object, and prepare to travel faster than the speed of light.

"Follow that car!"
"It's no use. He's rubbed cheetah blood on his engine!"

by skarley poe September 16, 2007

Cheetah Burger

An expression used to defend against vegans. First used by comedian Kathleen Madigan.

If god wanted us to be vegetarians then he would have made cows difficult to catch. You don't see people eating cheetah burgers do you

by We Be Beast June 22, 2010

tits on a cheetah

An expression of admiration for something/someone who is superb, excellent, of highest quility. The coolest. Can also be used to describe a situatuion.

On a blistering hot summer day, a cold beer in the shade is like tits on a cheetah.

by blueluna January 31, 2008

confused cheetah

While banging a female from behind a man places two fingers into anus of said female, then proceeds to remove the fingers and add brown spots to females back. When female turns around to figure out what is going on the confused cheetah has been completed.

I lost my penis and my girlfriend for trying to perform the confused cheetah...but it was really funny.

by Jimmy14 April 1, 2007

Cheetah flips

1. The act of pulling ones head out of his/hers ass and getting the shit done.

2. The definition of what it takes for Congress to pass a law.

3. What your ass better be doing when something needs to be done not now but fifteen minutes ago.

4. What it must have taken for Hollywood to approve the sequels to Final Destination since they were absolutely pathetic.

Frank: "Did you get that damn article wrote yet Ben?"
Ben: "Uh, no boss; I forgot."
Frank: "Well your ass better start knocking out some cheetah flips and get it the fuck done."
Ben: "Sure boss. Would you like more biscuits while I'm at it?"

by Bickel101 October 14, 2009