cream cheesing

when somebody replaces normal cream cheese whith day old stale cum and puts it in sombody's bagle

I hate that fucker and were going cream cheesing on him.

by yo yo yo 69 May 2, 2008

cheesing

A method of getting high whereby the user forces a male housecat to urinate in their face; the pheromones of the cat urine put the user in a euphoric state

"Want to go cheesing?"

by matthewf01 March 26, 2008

cheesing

The act of huffing male cat urine. From South Park.

"Hey let's go cheese."

"Do you feel like cheesing?"

"I'm cheesing my f'ing brains out now."

by Don Felder March 26, 2008

Quantitative cheesing

The consumption of large amounts of dairy product.

Patient: "I'm massively lactose intolerant; what can I do?"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"

by RhythmJunky August 16, 2010

cheesing

the act of having a male cat urinate on one's face followed in by deeply breathing in the aroma of the car urine. gives quite a buzz

dude, i was cheesing real hard last night and i wound up naked!

by Mattthehitmanhart March 26, 2008

Cheesing

The act of snorting or injecting a herion based recreational drug made with certain over-the-counter cold medication, such as Tylenol PM. Such cold medications contain acetaminophen, the active ingredient in Tylenol, and the antihistamine diphenhydramine, the active ingredient in Benadryl2 and a common opiate potentiator.
Cheese samples obtained in north Dallas contained between 2% and 8% heroin, in contrast to the 30% commonly found in black tar heroin. This drug originated from Dallas/Fort Worth, Texas.

I'm cheesing my fing brains out!

Let's go cheese!

You want to cheese man?

Do you know where I could score some cheese?

by Jonathan62 May 2, 2008

Cheesingers

When someone that was just snacking on cheese puffs wants to play a xbox game with cheesed up and greasy hands.

"Hey man wanna hit up some halo 3?"

Dang straight, lets do it!

"Whoa whoa, wash your Cheesingers before you touch my controller bro"

Oh man! My bad!

by Cheesebox360 August 26, 2009