cheesevan

Mid-Day quickie with a dude who drives around with cheese that he delivers but doesn't make.

Ugh, you guys, I was doing so good with not being a huge slut, but then got totally cheesevanned yesterday.

by DuckandOFace November 28, 2013

Cheesemonkey

Cheesemonkey Is a common form of killer monkey, It is mad of cheese and destroys anything it touches.

Holy fuck that cheesemonkey is coming straight for me!

by Ben Merkel May 17, 2006

Cheesemonger

A word that is used to describe a person who gets completely stoned or 'mongoled' from smoking too much of the canabis strain called 'cheese'.

This guy is a proper cheesemonger.

by Mongoose1209 October 16, 2018

cheesemonger

A person owning land in Wisconsin and is unwilling to sell.

That cheesemonger won't settle on a selling price for that Frank Llyod Wright house.

by WannaMonger ChessyBe March 16, 2004

Cheeseandtoasteed?

A word used by member of staff in Subway or sandwich artists used as a timesaving substitute for "Would you like Cheese on your sandwich, sir? Would you like me to heat it up in the toaster for you?"

Customer: Asixinchmeatballmarinaraonitalianherbsandcheese please.
Sandwich Artist: Cheeseandtoasteed?

by TheThankYouBin March 12, 2009

cheesebang

One, particularly female, who enjoys the cock. Most commonly gets it on a daily basis, and is usually not attractive.

STFU you cheesebang.

by ph33r April 5, 2004

cheesman

An acne ridden penis that is commonly found in cases of gay men. A cheesman is the direct result from an excessive amount of friction between the head of the penis and another mans anus.

Guy: so do you wanna blow me or not.
Girl: fuck no. Your cheesman is disgusting

by Hoesyposey16 January 16, 2014