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by mllyr0 June 6, 2021
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captain's daughter

The cat o' nine tails. A disciplinary/torture device consisting of multiple strands of leather or rope attached to a handle, used to whip someone. Often employed in naval settings.
"What do you do with a drunken sailor? ...Put him in bed with the captain's daughter."
by Heironymous Bosch June 26, 2006
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Captain Legit

An insult to shame another individual by letting them know how boring their story or accomplishment is.
Tom: The other day i got a triple colateral no-scope in cod, im totally l33t.

John: Well arent you fuckin' captain legit.
by Sportinecronoob August 8, 2010
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Capn' and Captain

The cereal Capn' Crunch with spiced rum Captain Morgan instead of milk. Crunch Berries are optional. This is also known as the white person version of pouring a 40 oz in your cereal.
I was having a bowl of Capn' and Captain so they didn't let me drive home.
by Mai PKMN October 25, 2009
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Thanks Captain Obvious

Thanks Captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. This can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.
Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!
by crazy hooker October 11, 2009
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the big toe captain

The biggest toe on your foot. What George tells Jerry to do a joke on. (In the episode "The Tape").
"The Captain of the Toes!" The Big Toe Captain is the captain of the toes and sometimes the second toe grows longer, creating a coups de toe.
by Shaunn L. June 28, 2008
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Captain Falcon

Full name: Captain Douglas Jay Falcon

Computer game character created by Nintendo. Captain Falcon is a bounty hunter and part-time Grand Prix racer from the future.

Features in the F-Zero and Super Smash Brothers series of games, and in the F-Zero GP Legends cartoon series.

He drives the Blue Falcon, car number 07 in the F-Zero Grand Prix. It's rumored that he's called "Captain" because he was once an officer on the Internova Police Force. Captain Falcon was the winner of the previous Grand Prix, an achievement that boosted his already-high popularity even higher. Aside from the fact that he hails from Port Town, his past is a complete mystery. His mind and body are honed from the many battles he has survived, and there is no challenge he can't overcome.

Captain Falcon was cloned by the evil Black Shadow after being hospitalized in an accident. Blood Falcon, the clone, is hence only about four years old, where Captain Falcon is around 38. In Super Smash Brothers the evil clone can be selected by changing Falcon into the red costume.

Captain Falcon is fast, powerful and extreme, taking the most challenging, risky but potentially the most rewarding paths in any situation. In Smash Brothers he has one of the most effective and impressive spike moves, which you must try to use at every opportunity, no matter what the risk!

If you're faced with a decision to make, ask yourself, "What would Falcon do?", and you will lead a short, but exciting life. It's the Falcon way!
"See you at the race" - Captain Falcon
by Kevchenko March 30, 2005
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