Pulling a Chesney

(PULL-ING A FUCKING CHESNEY) The act of pleasuring one's self while speaking throught the headset on any particular gaming device. (ex. XBOX Live, Play Station Network.), usually without informing the person on the other end, and telling them AFTER they ejaculate.

"Dude, I was playing Halo and was pulling a Chesney on Vincent Lucera today. It was sweet."

by RAPEZILLA November 27, 2009

Dick Cheney

1. A man who can't tell the difference between a quail and his hunting partner.

2. Our Vice President

1. "Dick Cheney hit his hunting partner, Harry Whittington, in the face with shotgun pellets. Luckily, he is ok."

2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.

by Booblover April 9, 2006

Dick Cheney

a big game hunter. "Big game" equals elderly dudes looking for quails.

Oh, my god he shot me!

What did you expect? I'm Dick Cheney.

by lizoffspring April 23, 2006

Dick Cheney

The Vice President under George W. Bush who every day exhibits blatant deception, betrayal of the American people, dealings with American enemies whenever it benefits him, stealing money from poor people to make himself wealthier, and a love of shooting old men in the face after mistaking them for small birds.

See: Lucifer

"If you love stealing from poor people, well you must be Dick Cheney"

by Kratos April 19, 2006

Cheney

To shoot a man in the face with bird shot from a shotgun, at a range of approximately 30 yards.

Your face looks like hell, Ed.
Yeah, that hunter really cheneyed the shit out of me.

by Don "the Don" Penman February 15, 2006

Dick Cheney

A dark embodiment of soul-less evil, that is hell bent on ruling the world.

"Dude, I heard that Dick Cheney sucked someone's soul out for looking him in the eye."

by XthePirate May 10, 2007

Cheney

To deal with being caught by telling a bald-faced lie and sticking to it no matter how unbelievable it is.

Also, to be willing to do or say anything, no matter how outrageous, rather than deviate from the lie.

Guy: "You hit my car!! You smashed right into my car!"

Cheney: "No I didn't."

Guy: "Yes you did! Look at it! You smashed right into it! The whole side is caved in."

Cheney: "No I didn't. You hit me."

Guy: "WHAT? Are you really going to try to cheney your way out of this? All my friends and three nuns saw you do it!"

Cheney: "You hit me. That's what happened. You hit me."

Guy: "I was PARKED for christ's sake -- how could I have hit you? You drove into my car while it was parked here! Look at it -- the whole side is stoved in, you asshole!"

Cheney: "No I didn't. Your car hit mine."

Guy: "WHAT??!! Are you crazy? Your car is still smashed into the side of my car, right here where it was parked. You drove over the median strip, across three lanes of traffic, and plowed into my parked car. I saw the whole thing! We all saw it -- and this nun got it on video!"

Cheney: "Why do you hate America?"

by Super Genius November 25, 2006