chatspeak

Also known as webspeak, chatspeak is basically an illiterate way of typing, and a way to massacre a language. Shortening words (such as you to u), insisting on ignoring captials, making words numbers, (such as 2 or 4) and not using endmarks are all parts of chatspeak. For most people it annoys them shitless, but certain people insist.

Dis is a ex of chatspek 4 u lol. i cant speel 4 mi lyf n im on aim 247. go figur.

by x) June 4, 2005

Chatspeak

A person{s} attempt at looking cool, or to save time by shortening words. Chatspeak is also used by people that have no idea how to spell in an attempt to communicate on the internet. People who use chatspeak rarely capitalize or use a period, they are extremely annoying to people that know how to spell, and generally only make friends or have conversations with other people that use chatspeak.

See annoying, retarded, stupid, irritating.

Chatspeak example:
Two, to, too - 2
For, thereFORe - 4
You - u
Are - r
Boy - boi
Skater - sk8er
What - wot
The - da

by Kaidoe October 16, 2008

chatspeak

Pure stupidty. Used by those who have a low IQ, or think shortening words saves time.

"LyK oNG bILly jOeL Iz LyK dA hAwTeST gUY EvA!!!!@#!111!1"

Only use chatspeak if you want people to see you as dumb.

by Carwrek July 27, 2006

chamus

A word that originated in a Sydney eastern suburbs private school from a combination of the words chat, shame and anus. In addition to being a suitable synonym for all of its root words, the word can also be used in a variety of other contexts. The word is primarily used as a replacement for the word bullshit or the phrase yeah right.

"Oi mate, that chick said she wants to go out with you... chamus!"
"That was the most chamus food I've ever tasted."
"Yeah chamus you think that you could beat me up."

by PatrickA July 19, 2006

chatspeak

A pathetic attempt at looking cool and saving time. Useful for people who can't spare a third of a second, or morons who can't spell "Dude, got a quarter?" A disgrace to the english language and also almost every other language anyone ever came up with.

(h@t$I*3@k or chatspeak
A=@
C=(
E=3
P=I*
S=$
etc.
Or,
lolz
2nite
cul8r
etc.

by theystolemyidentity April 12, 2008

catus interruptus

When you are in the throes of pleasure and the cat comes in the room, hops on the bed, and throws you off your rhythm.

My roommate confessed that recently during intimacies the action came to an abrupt halt, as she and her gentleman caller were afflicted with catus interruptus when her cat came in to visit.

by LBo979 December 3, 2010

Chatswood

A suburb located on the lower north shore and the common meeting and mating ground for Private school and public school plebians. Some may partake in the Asian side of Chatswood (which is literally all of Chatswood) whilst others loiter in dodgy parks. Recently, Chatswood has started trying to become bigger as to steal Macquarie Shopping Centres' spotlight.
Literally every train goes there, so it is always a meeting spot and a very common date spot with your Korean cafes, the underground library and Chinese hotpots.

Common name it goes by includes Chatswong and for private school kids: chatty.

Kids try to exploit the system of the cheap pool tables in Strike and the secret korean karaoke centre.

Privvy: Hey meet in chatty later?
Pleb: Chatswood?
Privvy: yea, lets go karaoke at that korean place and then go hotpot

by potatothecommunist September 24, 2019