Chard

a mix up of the words “child” and “retard”

*child having a fit*
dave: wow that kids being a real chard

by eggduck September 10, 2022

Hamster Chard

Someone who is dry asf and in love with ryan reynolds but isn't gay

Emma : bro that guy is defo a hamster chard.

by James rejenold January 2, 2022

Dirty Chard

A man who constantly shits himself, has cock breath, always wears jizz stained clothing, and gives you a brain aneurysm whenever he talks

Example 1
Warlo: Yooooo Logic's new album is fire
Charby: Supermarket better

Warlo: Stfu dirty chard *dies of cringe*

Example 2:
Dante: that guy over there is such a dirty chard he gave me a brain aneurysm and was put in the hospital

Example 3: I cant believe that guy overthere wore a jizz stained shirty such a dirty chard

Example 4: That guy has such shit takes he is a dirty chard

by The Dirty Bunny September 7, 2021

chard

Noun: slang for speed meth ice pronounced like "shard"

That chard looks like some bomb ish.

by EazilyDistracted July 14, 2021

The Chard

A shadowy figure who walks on his tippy-toes and preys on children.

You better get your homework done, or you'll be touched by The Chard!

by Raccoon Victim 7102 May 14, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

Chard

A white boy who chases little skinny boys and squirrels.

That perv is such a chard

by Bobertsussy October 23, 2025