the chaperone

When you masturbate into a puppet while it watches you.

I was feeling particularly lonely the other day and so I gave myself the chaperone.

by Single Cell Organism December 1, 2017

chapelofchaos

Complete and total asshole. If you know him run as fast as you can and grab a knife. His death will be helpful to mankind.

chapelofchaos is the english word for the japanese word, Baka.

by chapel July 28, 2008

Chaperphone

*See Also Phoneperone Pronounced Sha-per-phone, a person you call and talk to while in an unfamiliar or scary place. In theory the Chaperphone can send assistance to you if a situation arises.

When my wife crosses a dark parking lot she calls me because I am her chaperphone.

by moneyman2.0 January 12, 2009

Chaterone

A cat who interposes between you and your significant other in bed to enforce the “daylight between” rule. Inspired by chat - french for cat.

We tried to snuggle in bed this morning, but the chaterone prevented it.

by Kelly-TBCRI November 26, 2017

chaparoony

A nice chap.

Good morning chaparoonies!
How are you chaparoony

by Chapyap November 20, 2021

chiperoonies

A act wich involves two where one shoves a chip up the other ones arce than sucks the chip back out and eats it as a alternative for hp sauce

Me and Brenden o Cowell just had a game of chiperoonies with one another

by Matilda smith July 15, 2024

Chaparoony

A mate, chap, or friend who you care much about.

Hey chaparoony, how's it going?

by imjustachaparoony December 29, 2023