1. Any circumstances whereby one has not made the necessary ChapStick preparations and finds oneself without an adequate supply.
2. Any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying ChapStick.
2. Any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying ChapStick.
"Man, I can't believe I'm halfway through this movie, all alone in a dark theater with a bucket of salty popcorn, and no ChapStick! This is a ChapStick Emergency!"
"I have lotion on my fingers and can't get the tube open. This is a ChapStick Emergency!"
"I have lotion on my fingers and can't get the tube open. This is a ChapStick Emergency!"
by sarahmcow January 15, 2010
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If someone is a such a chapstick whore, if your lucky, you'll see them bite off a piece. If you ask them if they really just ate chapstick, they will deny everything.
If someone is a such a chapstick whore, if your lucky, you'll see them bite off a piece. If you ask them if they really just ate chapstick, they will deny everything.
Man 1: "See that guy over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah? What about him?"
Man 1: "Did he just eat Chapstick?!?"
Man 2 : "Ohhh... That guy. Yeah he's a chapstick whore."
Man 2: "Yeah? What about him?"
Man 1: "Did he just eat Chapstick?!?"
Man 2 : "Ohhh... That guy. Yeah he's a chapstick whore."
by dats2dope December 10, 2009
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A character in Dungeons & Dragons games with a "Chaotic Evil" alignment, played poorly and to the detriment of the game, usually resulting in the deaths of the character and his allies.
(See also: Lawful Stupid)
(See also: Lawful Stupid)
Chaotic Stupid Player: I kill the girl.
DM: ...Why?
Chaotic Stupid Player: Because I'm evil.
DM: Okay, you murder the little girl in front of everyone to show how totally badass and evil you are. The militia charge you down and kill you.
DM: ...Why?
Chaotic Stupid Player: Because I'm evil.
DM: Okay, you murder the little girl in front of everyone to show how totally badass and evil you are. The militia charge you down and kill you.
by Yorenaymkantbiblanc August 14, 2010
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(I am a Chaotic Bisexual RIP)
(I am a Chaotic Bisexual RIP)
Dean gasped at the cute guy he just saw, and minutes later he did the same for a cute girl and cant control himself.
His friends call him a Chaotic Bisexual based on how he acts
His friends call him a Chaotic Bisexual based on how he acts
by lolxdrip April 16, 2019
Get the Chaotic Bisexual mug.A moustache resulting from putting on too much chapstick and pressing one's lips together. The chapstick user often does not notice its presence but is quickly brought back down to earth by a peer.
Hayley: Hey Marc...So I was thinking maybe you and I should...
Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!
Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)
Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!
Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)
by rock-cupid October 11, 2010
Get the Chapstick Moustache mug.When the male penis becomes uncontrollably erect after the feeling of victory or pride, primarily because a video game.
by Skinny McDougal January 27, 2020
Get the Chaotic Machete mug.when a persons chaos becomes so chaotic it turns into massive sex appeal. most commonly found when a girl has a nerf gun.
Trey: *sees a girl on a golf cart with last nights make up, a nerf gun, and no shoes* “now THAT’s some chaotic sex appeal.”
by dunkinexpress August 12, 2020
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