Chair

A chair is a thing you sit your ass on instead of sitting on the floor
Imma sit my ass on that chair
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Chair

A shit on which you put your fucking ass on
I sat on a goddamn chair yesterday
by You shit bruhh May 20, 2020
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Chair

I'm rooting for Chair because they belong together.
by Xoxo, Gossip girl January 20, 2016
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chair

a thing you sit in
hey man, don't sit in my chair!
by haylinne November 21, 2019
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Chair

A thing that is sat on.
IT'S A CHAIR!!!
OHH!!!
IT'S A CHAIR!!!!!
It's a chaaaaair!!!
Jeez. That was a highlight
by asdafadasgaa August 19, 2008
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chair

noun: a platform for sitting on. Usually consists of hard, sturdy legs and a cushioned platform with lumbar support.

verb: To use a chair (see above) to deliver a beating or severely hurt someone. Usually, threats involving chairs are used by wannabe gangsters as a means to intimidate others.
noun:
What a comfy chair...I could play CS on this all day...

verb:
1: What the **** are you looking at?
2: (begins explaining that he means no harm, tries to calm (1) down)
1: SHUT UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA!
2: Ok.
1: NAH, SHUT THE **** UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA RIGHT NOW!
by MrKapper June 07, 2007
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in chair

The action of masturbation; essentially a replacement for "masturbating". Parallel to the meaning of "in bed", with the meaning of masturbation rather than having sex.

Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.
1: Man, I had a great time last night.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.
by Sundae May 28, 2006
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