Chairborne corps

These are military troops who do a desk job rather than deploy into the field.

As the Sergeant aged he became increasingly pleased with plans to join the Chairborne Corps instead of an Airborne battalion.

by I, Wreckerrr May 29, 2021

Spinny Chair

The single most awesomest chairs in the world; they provide enjoyment for people all over the word and if it weren't for them, most people that work in offices would've quit by now.

Boss: Ted, I want your article turned in by five o' clock this afternoon!

Ted: Sure boss. (mumbling to himself): Thank god I have my spinny chair, or by now I would've killed myself.

by ChelseySmileeFace November 21, 2009

Sneako chair

“Sneako chair” That single chair in a hotel room that's always somehow facing the bed.

And Sneako always finds himself in that chair, because he’s a cuck 💀

There’s always a Sneako chair in the hotel.

by XA_blue March 19, 2023

Electric Chair

Also known as the double shocker. The electric chair involves forming a shocker with each hand and putting those hands together so that they match up symmetrically. The pair of hands is then used to pleasure a female partner in the same manner in which a shocker would. The hands can be moved in opposite directions while inserted in the female also known as "extra-voltage" electric chair. The electric chair originated in Peoria, Illinois.

Steve: I want to give Anna a shocker so bad.
Miguel: Anna is a high class girl. you should use the electric chair.
Steve: Extra voltage time!

by peoriaflipper June 22, 2010

Guy in the chair

Characters in superhero movies that provide technical support to the main hero. They can usually hack, and they are always sitting in front of a computer screen and talking into headsets. The team Flash from TV show The Flash and Felicity from TV show Arrow are some examples of the guy in the chair.

Ned to Peter Parker "Hey, can I be your guy in the chair? You know there's always a guy, with a headset, telling the other guy where to go".

by Nooobzzz January 6, 2020

Chairman Tom

(n., ethnic slur) Derogatory name for a Chinese-American person who is deferential to and emulative of Whites; comparable to the racial slur "Uncle Tom".

An asian dude who has no accent, hangs out with mostly white kids, doesn't necessarily overachieve in school, and doesn't glow red when drinking can be a Chairman Tom

by zkg April 4, 2011

Chair support officer

A co-worker who never seems to do any work. Often found sitting in a chair drinking coffee when everyone else is working hard.

Is he ever going to do any actual work? No. He’s the chair support officer.

by Jojnny5 May 6, 2020