cerealness

The state of mind that surpasses ordinary seriousness and is used only in the most horrible of situations such as the attack of manbearpig or the summoning of the mighty power of excelsior.

Al Gore's cerealness about manbearpig is so large that he has the need to say "excelsior" very loudly in public places.
Al Gore is a very cereal person.
People are not taking Al Gore cerial, even though his cerialness is super duper excelsiory.

by Baklava42 January 13, 2007

cereal

a slang term for serious.

are you cereal? and.. you are cereally getting on my nerves

by Haley P. April 26, 2007

cereal

A slang version of the word "serious," usually used to inflect idiocy or ditzy-ness.
Popularized by South Park's episode featuring Al Gore.

'Man-bear-pig is real, I am super, duper cereal!'

by Stealth Walrus December 9, 2008

cereal

Another name for weed.(Relatively good at that)

"Hey John, got any cereal for this weekend?"

by vvd May 17, 2008

for cereal

The combination of SErious and for REAL.

JaJa: Xbox 360s went on a recall because Mexicans made it.
GenGen: Lolz... for cereal?
JaJa: yah
GenGen: pwned

by Rodolfo S.J, October 17, 2006

cereal

A tasty breakfast treat. Goes good with milk or a yoohoo. Also tasty with a marinated steak tartar.

Your mother and I shared a yummy bowl of cereal.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 27, 2004

for cereal

A very stupid way of saying "for real".

People who find this annoying phrase funny, or worse, actually use it in conversation, whether real or online, are complete and total retards.

It should also be noted that there is a positive correlation between how much you use this phrase and just how big of a retard you really are.

Person 1: "Hey, my grandma is a leprechaun!"
Person 2: "For cereal?"
Person 1: "No, yours is you retard."

by Johnny Mark McGroom February 16, 2009