Centineo

The type of guy that you’re head over heels for, but maybe isn’t so head over heels for you. Most likely ends up breaking your heart.

Girl 1: I don’t think I ever want to be with anyone else again, I loved him and it hurts so bad!
Girl 2: Dang was he a Centineo?

by cocklista September 13, 2018

Three Centimeter Dash

When just beginning to have sexual intercourse with a girl and you realize by her completely frozen, shocked expression that you've put it in the wrong hole. Thus, in order to continue bangin', your stupid ass has to make the three centimeter dash from her bung hole (or pee hole) to her vagina.

*Note, distances may vary for different individuals.

Robert: Man, I was doin' it for the first time tonight and you know what?
Timothy: What ma' nigga?
Robert: I started fuckin' her but I put it in the wrong hole.
Timothy: Wow...
Robert: Luckily, I was able to make a quick three centimeter dash and finish up right.
Timothy: I bet that dash wasn't the only thing that was only three centimeters.
Robert:...
Timothy: *takes off sunglasses* YEEAAAAH!!!

by ErWiHaMaRiJa March 18, 2011

Centimeter

"Call me" in the Queen's English (not Elizabeth II; New York queens!). Abbreviated to "cm" and then became "Centimeter!

Girl! CENTIMETER! I need to tell you about the trade I pulled last night on Grindr!

by Queen Carlota July 25, 2010

centimetre

A small unit of length, based on the metre, there being 100 centimetres in 1 metre. Abbreviated to cm. The width of an average man's finger nail on his little finger is usually 1 cm.

The doctor measured the boy and he was 147 cm tall. The boy was pleased as he was 1 centimetre taller than he was last year.

by Avoura November 27, 2005

Human Centipede

A sex position where three people kneel on the ground in a line and give each mouth-to-anal stimulation. Hence making a position that resembles the human centipiede movie characters.

Dude 1: I wanna eat his ass so good.
Dude 2: Well I kinda wanna eat yours.

Dude 1: Lets go ask him to join us for a Human Centipede!
Dude 2: Fuck yeah!

by MikeyZbitch October 19, 2012

Human Centipede Style

A sexual position where 3 or more gay men engage in a line of but sex. where instead of the head going in the butt its your little mans head going up the butt.

they had a pretty intense orgy, i think they did it Human Centipede Style

by mrbobcheese June 13, 2016

Human Centipede

How to get annoying people to shut up.

Sarah: God, those girls need to STFU
Tim: Yeah, someone should human centipede them.
Sarah: But only in the B and C spots.
Tim: Amen

by Masolina October 21, 2010