in cellulose

Referring to something that exists only on paper or any ongoing case that is subject to bureaucratic processing.

Frank and his wife sent lovely Bar Mitzvah invitations in cellulose.
My Fetus snipe procedure is currently in cellulose and will take forever to get approved.

by Kaffedyr June 21, 2016

Us cellular

A scam phone company that takes advantage of dumb rich farmers in rural America.

Person- Why haven't you answered your phone in a month?

Other person- I have us cellular.

by Birdie Fett December 12, 2020

Cellular Service Plan Syndrome

A situation where you can have anything except exactly what you need.

I was trying to buy an airline ticket online and met with a nasty case of C.S.P.S.

by Noel S December 3, 2003

celluloneitis

The intense feeling of loneliness and complete detachment from the outside world, one experiences when he or she have left their cellphones behind.

A sudden onset of celluloneitis took him over as he realized he had left his cell behind.

by josesNnicole April 12, 2011

Cellular motorboating

Utilizing a cellular device to engage in the act of motorboating.

Phone conversation:

Ring, Ring
Sam: "Hello"
Erin: "Hey buddy, how are you?"
Sam: "Good, what up?"
Erin: "Dude, put your phone on Karen's tits and rub it back and forth."
Sam: "Dude, what's wrong with you?...but ok"
Erin: "Haaaa"
Sam: "Dude are you really cellular motorboating my girlfriend?"

by Hampton's Finest 2 August 16, 2012

Cellular Smile

Cellular Smile

Seeing the reaction to an amusing e-mail or text. Grin prompted by smart phone stimulation.

From across the room, Sallys face glowed a CELLULAR SMILE as she viewed her Galaxy4.

by RSWIM21 August 1, 2014

Cellular-semenation

When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.

Man, my phone has had some serious cellular-semenation done to it. There are only a few people who would do such a thing: Roger, Lee, and Ben.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008