Joog collin

Pot head... Joogs for money. always needs a ride to sunoco, gets PISSED when theres no weed around and if there is hell do anything to get it

AYEEEEE ITS JOOG COLLIN

by timmy john john March 1, 2013

ceiling gang

scum of the earth.

Wow, don't talk to Mike, I hear he's in ceiling gang...

by SalamanderSquid April 22, 2020

Regret Ceiling

(noun) - The point at which one stops feeling remorseful regarding a thought, comment or action.

I hit the regret ceiling last night regarding my comment toward Jody's weight several weeks ago. Her fat ass just needs to get over it.

by ITALUS September 7, 2011

Susan Collins

A Tom Collins spiked with roofies.

Judge Kavanaugh slipped her a Susan Collins before locking the door, turning up the music and fucking all of America up the ass.

by Barry_Allan_Arkin October 5, 2018

dick caught in the ceiling fan

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.

Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."

by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013

Collins bomb

The mention of virtually any hit song from Phil Collins', solo or with Genesis, which, due to its uncanny ability to get stuck in a person's head, gets stuck in a person's head for an annoyingly long time.

The dropping of this bomb may be malicious in intent or purely accidental...Either way, the results can be devastating for the next few minutes or possibly hour(s).

Dan - "I love me some sweet 80's tunes. Remember that song 'Invisible Touch' by Genesis? I love that song..." -

Stan - "Yeah...and now thanks to you and your Collins bomb I'll be hearing it later tonight when I can't sleep because it's still stuck in my f'ing head and I can't make it stop. Thanks for that."

by djrhodes23 April 18, 2011

Collin Disc

An annoying thing that delivers pizza and knocks on your door asking for cats.

"I really hate how that Collin Disc keeps peering in through my balcony window!"

by Gorbont March 7, 2019