i drop kicked that child in self defense

the child stuck their tongue out so you drop kick that child in self defense

Technoblade: Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense

by i swear my name is andrew September 10, 2021

Child

Tommyinnit

Tommyinnit is a Child

by radeline October 22, 2020

Sun Child

A person who finds it in themselves to let the vines in their rib cage sprout. They are creative, always seemed to smile for everyone, stands up for what they believe, but also is a quite winner.

It always seemed to rain while the sun child held her water drops in with her gentle wise hands.

by sunchild_xo July 6, 2014

Password Child

The obvious favorite child as the majority of their passwords are crafted using their birthdate or name.

Kendra’s siblings were full of envy when they found out she was the password child.

by Ole dadd November 13, 2021

child

a wide eyed human of under 18 - eager to discover the world, but forced to attend a prison where they are force fed information and are left to be attacked socially by their peers while the teachers shrug. These poor creatures are in an environment where they are forced to fight tooth and nail to recieve a sliver of recognition from their peers.

travis: ur such a child

by mintmyg October 30, 2019

child-worship

Excessive devotion and praise toward children, just because they are children. The idea that every child is special, and everything they do is special.

"Listen, there are couple of things about kids you have to remember. First of all, they are not all cute. Yeah, in fact if you look at them closely some of them are rather unpleasant looking, and some of them dont smell good either, alright? Stay with me on this, the sooner you face it the better off you're gonna be. Second premise, not all children are smart and clever. Got that? Kids are like any other group of people, a few winners, a whole lot of losers. There are a lot of loser kids out there who simply are not gonna go anywhere. You can't save them all, you gotta let them go, you gotta cut them loose. You gotta stop over-protecting them because you are making them too soft."

— George Carlin Famous Comedian

George-Carlin Child-Worship

by Xenowalker November 27, 2013

Child Supervision

When an older person, especially a parent, needs a tech-savvy kid to help him/her with computers or other electronic devices.

"Jimmy, could you send your kid over to help me with my facebook? Im afraid I might get a virus without some child supervision."

"Dad, if you dont know how many o's are in Google, why dont you just ask for some child supervision?"

by Randori April 18, 2010