credit carding it

When one firmly grabs a towel with both hands on the north and south ends and vigorously dries his gooch and nuts.

Dude, I turned the corner in the locker room at the gym and this old guy was straight credit carding it.

by Simonsez9 March 31, 2015

credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025

Credit carding

Where you slide your fingers in someone's ass crack. It is a form of sexual assault

Oh man I just credit carded that lady. I'm going to jail :(

Maybe credit carding isn't the way

by EmmyAnim July 29, 2025