Caucasia-vision

To see through the eyes of a caucasian. In a caucasian point of view.

(as used in "Undercover Brother") A device used to show all things primarily white to one of black ethnicity.

Tyrique: Did you hear? Jamal went to a nascar party last night.
Will: How'd it go?
Tyrique: He had fun!
Will: He must have caucasia-vision.

by theTERM-INATORcre March 6, 2010

The Caucasian Clap

One of the many ways that you, too, can dance like a white guy. It's simple: Raise your hands in the air and clap repeatedly, more or less to the beat. Akin to the Point to the Lord and the Cracker Squirm.

Everyone on the dance floor was doing the Caucasian Clap.

by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie May 2, 2006

Caucasian Overload

Caucasian Overload, is when a person (doesn't matter the color) is either overwhelmed or has had too much exposure to white people. There may be a point to where the person begins to talk or act like a white kid, to help filter one's insanity. The person can also become so friggin' sick of white people that they begin purposely avoid or ignore them.

George (a black kid) grew up in a suburban town and went to a rich private school and began to experience night terrors and split personality disorder due to his overexposure to white causing him to lose both his roots and mind. George suffered a Caucasian Overload

by $wag Preacher January 11, 2014

Caucasian Mojo

A name for a white man that is really good at sex and is mainly really good on the Xbox 360 Live.

Caucasian Mojo killed the hole entire team.

by that one Grant guy March 30, 2009

Caucasian Confusion

When saltine people (whites, crackers) are confused and essentially, a mess.

Did you hear? Jerry forgot it was illegal and started dating his sister again.

Darn that caucasian confusion!

by sexyflurydadyhotshrikewasowski November 21, 2016

Caucasian 5

The VCE subjects (year 12 in Victoria, Australia) chosen by Caucasian students, it is the opposite of the Asian 5. Usually are: Mainstream English, Further mathematics, Business Management, Food Technology, Physical Education (PE) and HHD (Health and Human Development) in year 11 or Media in year 12. All subjects that scale down.

Hayden: Bro, I wanna be a tradie when I get outta school but I still wanna graduate
Dylan: sick bro, you better do the Caucasian 5

by Hugh jasssss October 7, 2020

caucasian grading scale

Contrary to the Asian Grading Scale, the Caucasian Grading Scale is more leniant.

A = Awesome. You're doing fantastic.
B = Beastly. You're doing great.
C = Cool. You're doing well.
D = Dandy. You're doing good.
F = Fine. You're doing okay.

Lisa: Oh, bro, I just got a B on that Biology final...I forgot to study!

Joanna: Hey, bro, whaddaya mean? Haven't you heard of the caucasian grading scale? That's beastly!

by Leesuhh November 2, 2009