The act of using your non dominant hand to masturbate so it feels like someone else is jerking you off
"It's a little weird when I beat it with my right hand. I can catfist with my left and pretend it's Betty White"
by KyleFuzzdong August 28, 2020
Get the catfist mug.When Amazon caps the volumes on its routes to make them seem smaller, but actually increases the load.
We had a snowstorm move in, and Amazon capfished our DSP- everyone ended up having even more packages.
by Amazondriver1 February 13, 2021
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by Almostoverlanding March 11, 2021
Get the Carfished mug.When you order an Uber or Lyft expecting to see a nice car, but a beat up car pulls up! Or the vice versa.
Expecting a ugly car, but a cute car pulls up.
Expecting a ugly car, but a cute car pulls up.
Me: Dude, this is not the car from the picture… Your car is way cooler!
Cute Asian driver: bro! I get that all the time.
Me: dude, you carfished me…
Cute Asian driver. Never heard of that before, add that to Urban Dictionary!
Or…..
Me: dude. This car is beat up!
Driver: it gets me where I need to go, but obviously you too, since you called an Uber.
Me: the App says it’s a 2020 RAV4… am I being carfished?
Driver: you can walk. *engine stops* Bro! Can you help me push?
Me: dude, it’s the 1 star for me!
Cute Asian driver: bro! I get that all the time.
Me: dude, you carfished me…
Cute Asian driver. Never heard of that before, add that to Urban Dictionary!
Or…..
Me: dude. This car is beat up!
Driver: it gets me where I need to go, but obviously you too, since you called an Uber.
Me: the App says it’s a 2020 RAV4… am I being carfished?
Driver: you can walk. *engine stops* Bro! Can you help me push?
Me: dude, it’s the 1 star for me!
by justice luv October 18, 2021
Get the Carfished mug.A cat fisherman is a person who targets species of catfish when fishing purposefully.
They often use stink bait, cit bait,or live bait.
They often use stink bait, cit bait,or live bait.
by Bottle Bobbers tm February 20, 2022
Get the Catfisherman mug.When your barber is lowkey a makeup artist and paints on your hairline so when you take a shower it washes off and leaves you with a completely different haircut than you had leaving the barbershop.
Des: “I need a new barber, mine cutfished me 3 times.”
Elvis: “But your hair looks fine”
Des: “That’s not the point, it’s the principle. I feel lied to every time I leave the barbershop.”
Elvis: “But your hair looks fine”
Des: “That’s not the point, it’s the principle. I feel lied to every time I leave the barbershop.”
by Ankle monitor September 14, 2022
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