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speed cameras

A way of making the government yet more money, cynically disguised as a way of stopping accidents. As with most of this government's ways of conning the public, anyone with an IQ of over 15 can work out it's just a con. Often speeding signs are not clearly visible (my mother was caught out like this), and in Luton a couple of years ago there were ten (!) police officers standing on a roadside stopping cars at random in the hope that one of the drivers might not have insurance or an up-to-date tax disc. Given the crime rate in Luton, is anyone out there seriously going to tell me they had nothing better to do? But back to the point. I'm not in favour of speeding (I saw a lunatic using a housing estate as a race track), but 5% of accidents are due to speeding. Speed cameras can't stop people driving like they're on the dodgems. And now people are having to keep a constant eye on their speed-o-meters, thus are distracted from the road ahead. Nice one, New Labour.
In court this morning a man was fined £200 and 18 months loss of license after being caught speeding by one of the speed cameras. In the next court-room a man was let off with a warning for GBH.
by Stormsworder October 17, 2006
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jimming the camera

A term that's derived from the U.S. version of the British TV comedy "The Office" in which a recurring character named "Jim Halpert" constantly looks into the camera with various expressions.
Hey man, stop Jimming the camera!

Hey how come you're always Jimming the Camera?
by Kevin_Vs._The_World August 28, 2017
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Lights Camera Action

A rap group based straight outta Detroit. Lights Camera Action is owned by LCA Trilly.
Damn them Lights Camera Actions mfs aint playin about they music
by LCA (Lights Camera Action) March 31, 2021
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cataracts of venus

Upon completion of male orgasm, the penis is left inside the vagina until it becomes limp. At this time, the male urinates inside the vagina with triumphant force.
I can't believe my boyfriend urinated inside my pussy last night. The fucker said he always wanted to give me the cataracts of venus. What the fuck!
by frankscoff June 2, 2010
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camera hog

A person or animal that likes to be in the center of pictures always wanting to be in pics
My. Dog is. Always. Wanting to be in the front of the camera he is such a camera hog
by jccar December 1, 2015
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catcrazy

An informally diagnosed psychological disorder, falling on the obsessive compulsive spectrum, characterized by an unremitting fixation on anything related to felines, either wild or domestic.
My elderly catcrazy aunt constructed a complex tunnel system inside her house by carefully arranging everything she had hoarded over her lifetime, solely for the enjoyment of her cats!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021
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crusty caterpillar

When someone is passed out at a party and you jizz onto one or both of their eyebrows. The jizz is dry and hardened when they awaken.
Trisha passed out at byrds last night and i blew on her eyebrows man. When she woke up she was pissed, looked like she had two crusty caterpillars on her forehead.
by jertel February 15, 2015
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