Astronaut Ice Cream

Weed

Made popular by "Dark Necessities" by Red Hot Chili Peppers

"They're like ice cream for an astronaut. Well that's me looking for weed" Astronaut Ice Cream

by Kiki5472 June 9, 2016

anus astronaut

Also know as a: rectum raider, ass pirate, burger stealer and can opener. commits acts of atrocious butt love.

"one small step for man..."
"get out of my ass, Mark!"
"oh, sorry"
"goddamn anus astronaut..."

by Dr. Boring May 23, 2006

Astronaut in the ocean

A garbage song that deserves to be played at the gates of hell.

Ya bro, that shit is more garbage then “Astronaut in the ocean.”

by Jimbo_bussin69 May 31, 2021

Astronaut Screwdriver

A cocktail made with Tang and Vodka.

by JonathanChance September 24, 2003

ancient astronaut theorist

A history or science expert who suggests that extraterrestrials have played a significant role in history on earth. They opine that there are many clues found in ancient ruins and holy books to substantiate this.

Could there be alien connections in the distant past? The ancient astronaut theorist would say "Yes."

by yes juanito yes August 10, 2015

astronaut

One who insists on driving despite being too high to walk.

"Dominick says he can drive to McDonald's, but I just saw that astronaut motherfucka take a BIG-ASS bing hit!"

by Darryl X. July 8, 2003

Astronaut

To be an astronaut is to be very very high on cannabis.

Ha! look at that astronaut!

by jimbobsy macgregor March 3, 2011