The best place to go if you want reruns of every cartoon ever made before 1981 (only a few of which don't suck ass), gay faggot shows such as "Cow and Chicken", reruns of wastes of ink and film that are ACTUALLY called modern cartoons, reruns of DisNAZI...er...Disney films, and of course, horribly "edited" versions of anime which will be rerun at the halfway point because Cartoon Network was too cheapass stingy to buy the whole fucking series. And, of course, 60 hours of DragonBall Z every goddamn week(even though Dragonball is anime, it's in a seperate category thanks to Cartoon Network's broadcasting it to death).
Cartoon Network is pure shit that satisfies the Soccer Mom's sick vision of Thought Policing every hman being on the planet.
by Mad Cat MechWarrior May 16, 2003
Get the Cartoon Network mug.Cartoon Network was my childhood. I cant say how many days I woke up on a Sunday to catch the episode of Dexters Lab or Ed Edd n Eddy. Cartoon Cartoon was also taken off and when Toonami was taken off I almost shit my pants. If Fallout 3 Was a T.V channel it would be this. Now we have shit like Fish Hooks and Adventure Time which is bullshit!. People don't know what a cartoon is anymore...
Person: Hey! Want to go watch The Misadventures of Flapjack on Cartoon Network New - Old?
Me: Go fuck yourself.
Me: Go fuck yourself.
by UnhappyWalrus March 6, 2011
Get the Cartoon Network New - Old mug.A network that's reminds lots of people of their child hood when it first came out, now it's barley making it through with only a couple good shows supporting it. But when cartoon network was at its golden stage it aired
The grim adventures of Billy and mandy
Fosters home for imaginary friends
My gym partners a monkey
6teen
The Power Puff girls
Courage the cowardly dog
Code name kids next door
Scooby doo
Ed ed and eddy
Dexters laboratory
Johnny bravo
(The old) tom and jerry
And a a lot of good anime shows
Now in my opinion its shows airing today are not nearly as funny, or entertaining as the old classics.
The grim adventures of Billy and mandy
Fosters home for imaginary friends
My gym partners a monkey
6teen
The Power Puff girls
Courage the cowardly dog
Code name kids next door
Scooby doo
Ed ed and eddy
Dexters laboratory
Johnny bravo
(The old) tom and jerry
And a a lot of good anime shows
Now in my opinion its shows airing today are not nearly as funny, or entertaining as the old classics.
(Kid)- hey I love that they "brought back" teen titans on cartoon network as a show now this generation has it
(Me)-*sobs* you'll never understand
(Me)-*sobs* you'll never understand
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Cable network that airs (mostly) cartoons, know for their rather self-deprecating and sarcastic sense of humor, specifically on the Adult Swim side of things. Has an arch-rivalry with Nickelodeon.
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Get the Cartoon Network mug.A TV network that features animation as it's primary programming. Used to be known for classics like Dexter's Laboratory, Johnny Bravo, Ed Edd n Eddy, Powerpuff Girls, Billy and Mandy, Teen Titans (the good version), Foster's Home, Chowder, Samurai Jack, e.t.c. Now it's a wasteland for toddlers who watch crap like Cocomeleon in their free time and those creepy Elsa videos on Youtube.
Jimmy: Yay more Total Dramarama reruns on Cartoon Network! My favorite show!
Kim: If only you knew how good it used to be kid.....
Kim: If only you knew how good it used to be kid.....
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