end up on a milk carton

A threat of bodily harm, or great injury.

To make someone "disappear"

1) If that asshole doesn't leave me alone he will "end up on a milk carton"

2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton

by soapmaker June 10, 2009

few beers short of a carton

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

by markuz June 29, 2005

Winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

Person you want to go away by any means needed.

That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

by localsirloco March 19, 2010

Milk Carton

To go missing. To disappear. When you have not seen someone in a long time. In reference to the 'Missing' photos that used to be placed on the back of milk cartons.

'I feel like I haven't seen Mena Suvari in forever... She's gone full Milk Carton'

by O-U-812 September 11, 2019

carton of plank

Something John wants to hide

Where can I hide this carton of plank

by Sanee April 02, 2017

Milk Cartoned

Subject of a missing person advertisement on the side of a milk carton, implying "disappeared without a trace".

Teamster Jimmy Hoffa was milk cartoned by the mob, and his body has never been found.

by HiTechHiTouch July 15, 2013

Carton de Blamage

Carton de Blamage is a French term for the Trabant, a four-wheeled achievement of socialist automotive engineering which isn't completely dissimilar to a car.

1) See the smoke? Hear the noise? It's a corton de blamage!
2) Ello! I would like to purchase a car, monsieur Genosse. I said a car, not a carton de blamage!
3) I've seen enough of East Berlin and would like to go back to Paris now. Taxi! Taxi...? Oh no, it's a carton de blamage!

by Le Cool Dude April 25, 2022