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end up on a milk carton

A threat of bodily harm, or great injury.

To make someone "disappear"
1) If that asshole doesn't leave me alone he will "end up on a milk carton"

2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton
by soapmaker June 10, 2009
mugGet the end up on a milk cartonmug.

few beers short of a carton

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.
That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.
by markuz July 11, 2005
mugGet the few beers short of a cartonmug.

Milk Carton

To go missing. To disappear. When you have not seen someone in a long time. In reference to the 'Missing' photos that used to be placed on the back of milk cartons.
'I feel like I haven't seen Mena Suvari in forever... She's gone full Milk Carton'
by O-U-812 September 11, 2019
mugGet the Milk Cartonmug.

Folded milk-carton

When you fold a guys tip down then pop it back open projecting his cum everywhere.
Jenny was soaked from his folded milk-carton!
by Cali.s March 6, 2025
mugGet the Folded milk-cartonmug.
An uncultured person, particularly a homeschooler, doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.
“_____ doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.”

“Well, you wouldn’t expect Kate to know - she doesn’t have all the hotdogs in her milk carton…”
by Marshal Watson March 30, 2023
mugGet the Hot dogs in their milk cartonmug.

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