cartonic

car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.

antonyms: reality

1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.

by Matthew November 21, 2005

Cortini

2. Another word for perfection.

3. God's most precious and wonderful angel.
If there's one thing for certain in this world of confusion, it's that Cortini is everything to me.
buy cortini mugs & shirts
angel perfect cortini amazing incredible

Cortini is a GREAT GAL

by PEWDIEPIE April 10, 2013

Cartii

The best player at everygame. He continues to pound turtle daily and everyone else in faggot clans (s9)

Cartii, the most known player in every game. Aka Clout godm

by CartiiXO May 11, 2019

Carsini

A nickname that Henry Saunders invented in the summer of 2020 for a dear friend

“Carsini, so foul right now”
“Oh my god sini....”

by Hrsfuckr4 February 23, 2021

carcinisize

to turn into a crab

I'm gonna fucking carcinisize your bloodline

by Margeex January 27, 2021

bed carting

The term for waking up in the morning and lying in your bed until you go back to sleep because you're too lazy to get up.

"Dude, I was bed carting til about 2pm today, so that's why I missed your party...Yeah, I know I'm lazy."

by Summer Green June 24, 2008

Butterfly/Cartin

A pro Critical Ops player with high reaction and high gamesense. He is to complete rank and scrims by carrying his team until his back hurts. He mostly party to play rank instead of solo ranking, to avoid toxic, garbage team. Suggest that you should party with Butterfly to help you win in ranks.

“Ayo Butterfly/Cartin, wanna rank?”

“Yeah later, i’m tired right now”

by qt molly August 22, 2020