Girls who eat carrots

“I like girls that eat carrots” -Louis Tomlinson

Meaning “I like girls who like blowjobs”

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Louis: I like girls who eat carrots...
Niall: 😂*WTF*
Liam: *you like girls????*
Zayn: *did you say girls??????*

Harry: 👁👄👁*girls?!?!?!?!*

by Letsbelonely September 14, 2020

Carrot

The annoying directioners. Normally between the ages of 8-12. A new directioner. A directioner who has just entered the fandom and feels as if they have to connect everyday words to one direction. Normal directioners will just ignore the use of the word "pussy" but carrots will automatically be like "ermahgerd hazza1!!1!!"

Girl 1: here's a spoon for your soup
Girl 2: oh my god Karen, you're so stupid, I can't use a spoon! Liam has a fear of spoons so I do to
Girl 1: stop being such a carrot

by tinaghevondian May 27, 2013

waxing the carrot

the simplified term for masturbation, wacking off, beating the meat, jerking it, choking the chicken, or what ever the hell you call it.

I waxed the carrot to some fat bitch in a porno last night.

by forizzle May 13, 2005

Carrot

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU SAD FUCKS LOOKING UP A CARROT?! ITS A FUCKING VEGETABLE

The dipshit looked up the definition of carrot.

by GlogTheCrusader March 1, 2019

Carhoot

Grouping up at a party and sitting indian style.
Sometimes referred to as the, " carrot circle."
Commonly done at frat parties.

Carhoot at the party this weekend?

by fratparty May 16, 2011

carrots in your ear

built up ear wax.

earwax pouring out of your ear.

john "ewww look at those carrots in your ear"
tom "ewww thats gross"

by kay stash July 26, 2012

Withered Carrot

A reward that has been presented and withdrawn so many times as to become undesirable

Man, that Casino project has hit the street so many times it looks like a withered carrot

by bj63 April 29, 2011