Get the Carlomug. A sick fuck who shits dead dreams and eats infants for breakfast, a useless piece of shit who fakes knowledge.
But!
In reality, he's a government spy that sells knowledge to different syndicate organizations. A double agent, per say.
He'll eliminate all that comes in his way, making their deaths look like 'accidents' or from 'natural causes'. He's a whore, a mad-dog killer working for the highest bidder. If you thought Agent 47 was badass, wait 'til you see this motherfucker.
But!
In reality, he's a government spy that sells knowledge to different syndicate organizations. A double agent, per say.
He'll eliminate all that comes in his way, making their deaths look like 'accidents' or from 'natural causes'. He's a whore, a mad-dog killer working for the highest bidder. If you thought Agent 47 was badass, wait 'til you see this motherfucker.
Ew, is that carlo? What's he doing here?
Whoa, dude. You don't just mess with a Carlo. They say that they're practically gods of death.
Whoa, dude. You don't just mess with a Carlo. They say that they're practically gods of death.
by The Blue Mamba January 10, 2018
Get the Carlomug. hottest motherfucker you'll ever meet in your life. whenever he says "go suck a dick" i'm tempted to reply with "what if i suck yours?" this man carries 20-inch minimum no cap frfr. you look at his pants and immediately see a bazooka. an absolute massive kahonka doodle. ginemonosaurus. fucking. huge. i'll never forget that one night we spent together under the starry skies.
i'd fuck carlo
by dicksuckersuika October 20, 2022
Get the Carlomug. Carlo is that one guy that no one wants to look at or think about unless they want an instant vomit attack. Also the guy that will never be with Bella because she’s out of his reach, also falls a lot.
by yucksie January 29, 2020
Get the Carlomug. Run......... This person will prey on your emotion and use them against you. They never tell the truth......and will eventually fuck your friends
by Hi honey Hi August 6, 2017
Get the Carlomug. A guy that is pretty funny and usually a gangster type guy. He’s super smart and really good looking. Also a Carlo usually has a pretty nice big ass. He’s really nice with his ladies and is just a lovable guy.
Girl 1: Hey look it’s BBC
Girl 2: What’s BBC?
Girl1: Big Booty Carlo. He has a nice ass and is really smart and lovable.
Girl 2: What’s BBC?
Girl1: Big Booty Carlo. He has a nice ass and is really smart and lovable.
by ThatOneKid04 July 12, 2018
Get the Carlomug. 