Carbonated Doritos

Cheese infused truffle butter that bubbles in your mouth

I took a drink of Toms milk and it tasted like carbonated Doritos.

by Beasty04 May 3, 2017

carbonate

When you sit on the toilet to take a dump but you only end up farting a bunch of times.

"I hope you had a good shit cause we still have a while to go on this road trip."
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"

by Onehitwonder? November 28, 2017

Carbonate

The act of placing a straw into one’s ass and farting into a cup of soda and giving the newly carbonated beverage with the straw to an unsuspecting victim.

Hey Jack, let’s carbonate Jenaya’s Coke while she’s not looking!

by Chex929 June 22, 2018

Carbonado

A tiny hicktown in Washington State at the base of Mount Rainier with a population of 700.

The only store there is inside the bar and all the kids that come out of that school either become geniuses or dropouts. Nothin in between.

“CC is going to Stanford and DD dropped out of high school. Man, I can’t believe it. They used to be best friends.”
“I can. They both went to Carbonado.”

by TR123 December 14, 2018

carbontard

A retarded person who believes that human made CO2 emissions cause climate change or global warming

That little carbontard Greta Thunberg wants to lecture adults about how we all must reduce our CO2 emissions or else the apocalypse is upon us.

by Ornstein90 September 25, 2019

carbonated mess

A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.

Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.

Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.

Person B: I did.

Person A: What did you drink?

Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.

by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019

carbonated vagina

When you Funnel a liter of sprite down a woman’s vagina

Yeet is that fetus carbonated vagina

by Oink nigga April 25, 2020