Catalingus

The act of a female cat licking its own vagina.

Don't pet Fuzxy, she's in the corner performing catalingus.

by Appleflavredfun February 24, 2017

Carling-in-hand

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.

Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!

by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018

carling

A Norwegian sport where you push a guy named Carl across ice. Not to be confused with curling.

Hey did you watch carling last night?

Yeah Canada totally dominated the US in the final rounds with some nice broom works.

WTF, I said carling not curling you loser. Who watches curling anyways, it's like hockey minus the speed and excitement.

by sulo251 February 27, 2010

Canadian Caroling

The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.

I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Julie's house.

by Tractor Pete August 19, 2007

Cardling

To look up information and website regarding the 2010 X Factor Winner Matt Cardle

Me: I'm just off on the lappy for a while.

Mate: What you doing on there?

Me: Just a spot of Cardling.

by Samofbev January 10, 2011

carling

Anal sex

Originating from the Deftones song Pink Cellphone. "Carling, Hot Carling Academy, its a school where you go to learn how to buttfuck"

by enjoy carmia April 5, 2009

caballing

To be playing the free massively multiplayer online game Cabal.

I'm telling you, ever since he downloaded that game, he has been caballing non stop!

by b slivr March 5, 2008