man-caping

When a male hangs on to the back of another (preferably bigger) male. As this person walks, the movement makes the one who is man-caping sway back and forth in a humping motion, making it appear as if he were a cape. This could be done with or without pants.

When Bill was too drunk to walk, Joseph carried him on his back and Bill started man-caping the poor dude.

by Astyx March 8, 2009

Casino American

Alternate name for Native American people.

Casino Americans were in the United States long before European settlers.

by 313Dude November 24, 2016

Capitol Riots

on January 6 2021, Trump told his moron supporters to riot the capitol in an attempt to overturn the election
they broke windows and flew confederate flags (reminder:this is the "Party Of Lincoln")

there were officers trying to stop the morons but there were also officers that were morons
sadly 1 good officer was killed but there also were 4 maga moron deaths, one was shot , another tazed his balls for some reason, another was trampled and the last had a stroke

but more chaos came when dumbasses started sitting in the seats of members and the morons started stealing stuff
one even stole the podium but thankfully congress members managed to take the votes when they were leaving

so where were the Trumps?
they were furiously masturbating to the riots
after Biden gave a speech telling Trump to step up, Trump gave the most forced speech in history telling his morons to go home

after the riots, congress confirmed that Biden won, McConnell got replaced, Devos resigned, and Perdue lost
people started turning on Trump, hundreds of people from The Trump Administration resigned
Tucker Carlson stopped ass kissing and Pence announced Biden's Win

thankfully rioters got arrested
morons said that protests where peaceful and it's antifa disguised
but before fake news could spread Trump was terminated from Social Media
Trump stopped the election fraud shit before he got banned and finally conceded
he also said he wouldn't attend Biden's Inauguration but nobody gives a shit

Person: did you see the Capitol Riots
Dumbass: IT WAS ANTIFA IN DISGUISE
Person: atleast Trump conceded

by SmartEpic2020 January 8, 2021

casino

A place you go to to tip a large bucket of pennies down a drain and hope a flashing machine spits back millions of dollars.

Ha! I just spent $200,000.50 at the casino and came home with $45 and a free wig!

by B-Drac August 2, 2003

Capitol Dog

A band in the midwest created by a musician from Seattle.

Hey, I went onto Garageband.com the other day and found a cool sounding band named Capitol Dog. Their music is diverse and rocks almost like alternative. Capitol Dog

by Quilly The Porcupine July 14, 2009

capitoolist

An tool of capitalism. These people usually lack in intelligence and are avid consumers.

Randy: Dude..... lets buy this cereal.... if you buy 20 of them you get 10% off a movie ticket!

Michael: Dude.... stop being such a capitoolist.

by Intuitiv3 Infid3l December 10, 2009

Little Six Casino

A small casino located near Prior Lake, Minnesota where 99% of patrons are chain-smoking button whackers. Despite the casino's small size, many of the socially backwards patrons see fit to occupy two machines at once. Little Six patrons are afraid of sunlight and human interaction. As long as they can chain smoke and stare listlessly into their "lucky" machine, they will not harm anyone. The only harm is from them whacking the buttons on the machine when it does not continually pay out large sums of cash.

Amy: Hey let's go to a casino. How about Little Six Casino?

Ryan: But it's like the twilight zone in there! Their patrons are all afraid of the sunlight and live in halfway houses.

Amy: But their slots are looser!

Ryan: Ok, I guess that's worth lung cancer. I'll drive.

by YuckySpot March 31, 2013