Carfished

When someone pulls you in with the promise of a flashy, new car… but shows up in a total clunker.

He said he’d pick me up in a Tesla… totally carfished me with that rusty old hatchback

by CarDateMate November 5, 2025

Catwished

When you buy something on wish and you get something completely different or it wasn't exactly how you thought it would be

Sophie had to buy a new prom dress because she got catwished.

I got catwished. The shopping cart I bought was a miniature one when I thought it was full size.

by FourT2Trillian July 24, 2019

cashfished

When the girl youve been vibin with for a few days hits you outta nowehere with the "why dont you subscribe to my OF and we can get to know eachother then..."

"Tired of gettin cashfished bro. Thats the 5th time this year a girl i really liked and thought she liked me were gonna start dating but she just wanted me to simp an OF subscription..."

by The_TripFlip November 29, 2020

Capfish

When a man simultaneously caps and catfishes people on dating apps and sites.

Girl, I was swiping on tinder and matched with this fine-ass man but he was a capfish!

by Zappahh March 18, 2021

Catfisherman

A cat fisherman is a person who targets species of catfish when fishing purposefully.
They often use stink bait, cit bait,or live bait.

I went fishing today with a catfisherman named catfish Dave

by Bottle Bobbers tm February 20, 2022

Cutfished

When your barber is lowkey a makeup artist and paints on your hairline so when you take a shower it washes off and leaves you with a completely different haircut than you had leaving the barbershop.

Des: “I need a new barber, mine cutfished me 3 times.”
Elvis: “But your hair looks fine”
Des: “That’s not the point, it’s the principle. I feel lied to every time I leave the barbershop.”

by Ankle monitor September 14, 2022

Cowfished

Being deceived by a lover who is skinny at the beginning of a relationship and then gains a massive amount of weight after they're engaged or married.

My brother got cowfished by my sister in law who gained one hundred pounds by their first anniversary.

by ASpadeIsASpade August 29, 2023