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Cottonelle Caper

The loose piece of toilet paper that often floats up out of the bottom or throat of the toilet. This is usually cause by too many things being swallowed by the Toilet Monster at one time. Looks kind of like a ghost.
The Toilet Monster was full after my serious two flush mega casper-the-friendly-compost, infinite-firehose, shit. So it puked back up a Cottonelle Caper for the dog to play with.
by EmailinaTHeArNer June 13, 2011
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Pizza Capers

A term used to describe businesses that are managers by insecure assholes who believe that standing in a store and waiting for their food product to be prepared is "pressuring their workers".
I was at maccas yesterday waiting for my order and the manager came out, accusing me of pressuring his staff by just standing there and looking at things. When I said I wasn't he then disagreed with me and made a whole song and dance about it. It was such a pizza capers moment....
by Rtard41 June 8, 2021
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Caper

She is an amazing person with a great attitude sometimes. She won't take any shit from anyone. She is the most interesting girl you will ever meet, she has big a big smile. The best friend you will ever have if your as popular as she is. Even though sometimes you may feel she is a backstabbing bitch, she can still be a very nice person .
Person 1: “There goes Caper”
Person 2: “yup”
by A forgetful person January 28, 2019
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Capers

The bud of a bush that grows under water, in and around the Mediterranean region. This bud is used to flavor dishes around the world. They are found near coral reefs, so we need our reefs to stay healthy!
These buds must be capers!
by caperbot12 January 24, 2020
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groupon caper

An old and overweight man, typically between 47 and 53 years old, who actively pretends to have forgotten their groupon password. Usually these men are grossly misshapen, and hide their groupon passwords in order to hide their past illicit and secretive groupon purchases.
Yo! Did you hear Jim was being a total Groupon Caper! I heard him and Paul where at at the spa last week; he hid his password though so they're chillin'.
by Omniglot23 October 7, 2020
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Capers

He gonna pop my back if you know what I mean. LOL
Capers gonna get Jesse, the BDSM stripper, to step on my back
by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022
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Japer The Caper

"Hey look it's Japer the Caper!!!!!! He's amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Japerthecaper December 5, 2023
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