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cankle bandit

One who is obsessed with cankles. A subcategory of chubby chaser.
Did you see Tim at the office party? Kathy must weigh like 300lbs. He is such a cankle bandit.
by FeelingTheCrush April 11, 2008
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Cankle Butt

When your butt displays the same properties as your cankles. Aka fat ass
That chick was twerking and bumped into a greyhound bus causing it to roll over with all that cankle butt
by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016
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Cankle Dyke

A lesbian who is an extreme level of fat
That fat bitch is definatley a cankle dyke
by Toggafreggin September 28, 2009
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cankle kisser

A middle aged man who hides in a Woman's room stall at Airports for an opportunity to sneak a peak or kiss the ankles of a morbidly obese woman in adjacent stalls.
Tammy, your infected corns can wait I just found out the town doctor was arrested under the new cankle kisser statute.
by stinkylettuce July 29, 2009
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Cankle Protector

A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 12, 2008
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Cankle protector

A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 13, 2008
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cankle sores

When your ankles swell up so much that it looks like baked bread spilling out of your shoe. They may look a little ashy/crusty as well.
She's got some serious cankle sores happening right now. She needs to lay off the salt.
by Watch-a-lay August 21, 2013
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