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Cancer alert

A cancerous news channel on YouTube hosted my a mid 30's man child who seems to be in a mid-life crisis who resolves to bulling teenagers on the internet.
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cancer stick

i.e. a cigarette. One way a smoker might difuse a non-smoker's disapproval of nicotine use. Use with a sarcastic tone of voice. See also killer stick.
Chet: Hey Jill, see you're still burning up those cancer sticks.

Jill: Screw you, Chet.
by ignor July 5, 2003
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Cancer Zodiac Sign

Cancer,
A Cancer (The Zodiac Sign) are very underrated I will start off by saying. Cancers, are funny, caring, loving, and all of the above. Sure Cancers are supposed to be overly emotional, but that doesn't mean that they are a bad person. Just because someone is a Cancer and is emotional (Or not) does not mean they are automatically a bad person!
Sarah: 'Yo I am dating a Cancer!'
Chad: 'Awwwh he has Cancer? Poor thing'
Sarah: 'No sucker, Cancer Zodiac Sign!'
by Squirrels Are Underrated June 24, 2021
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Cancer card

The unassailable excuse of cancer patients and their immediate family that gets them out of events and responsibilities as needed.
John didn't want to go to his cousin's wedding. So at the last minute, he played the cancer card and told his aunt he didn't feel well enough to make it. While his aunt fretted about what his absence meant for John's health, John watched college football all afternoon in his underwear.
by akwhitacre August 26, 2009
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Cancervix

A woman who clinches onto men that she has slept with like cancer. Very hard to shake without a strong regiment of rebotherapy.
Wow that cancervix really was relentless when she brought that abortion package to your family reunion.
by Ranchgirls January 1, 2021
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Probably cancer

Have an odd spot somewhere on your body? Have a lump that you can't explain? Headache, even? Skip the rational thinking, it's probably cancer.
Mike: Hey, Jim, what's that thing on your arm?

Jim: Probably cancer.
by Lord of Ears December 27, 2008
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stage 12 cancer

stage 12 cancer reminds me of jake paul
by melhascowaids July 21, 2018
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